A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from April 12, 2020
“Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun”

The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made for some jocular personal ads.

“Single woman with Lysol and sanitizer seeking single man with toilet paper for some good clean fun” was posted on Facebook by Dianne Dunn Tilghman on March 21, 2020. “Single man with Purell and Lysol seeking single woman with toilet paper for good clean fun.” was posted on Facebook by Crazy World on March 22, 2020. “The best pick up line now ...‘Single man with Purell and Lysol seeking single woman with toilet paper for good clean fun’” was posted on Twitter by Adam Norris on March 22, 2020.

“Single Man with Toilet Rolls Would like to meet Single Female with Hand Sanitizer For Good Clean Fun” was posted on Facebook by Bob Goody on March 23, 2020. “Single man with toilet rolls would like to meet a female with hand sanitizer..... for good clean fun!” was posted on Twitter by Dub in Isolation on March 23, 2020. “Single male with toilet paper looking to meet a single lady with hand sanitizer for good clean fun” was posted on Twitter by Sean USMC SDI later on March 23, 2020.

The joke as been printed on many images.


Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.

Facebook
Dianne Dunn Tilghman
March 21, 2020 at 10:42 PM ·
Single woman with Lysol and sanitizer seeking single man with toilet paper for some good clean fun. 🤪

Twitter
Adam Norris
@ANorrisMD
The best pick up line now ...
‘Single man with Purell and Lysol seeking single woman with toilet paper for good clean fun’
#COVIDー19 #COVIDFUN
9:59 AM · Mar 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
David #MAGA #Mississippi
@David_MagaUSA
Single man with Purell and Lysol seeking single woman with toilet paper for good clean fun.
1:34 PM · Mar 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
David dvd
@david_dvd21
Single man with Lysol and Clorox wipes seeking man with toilet paper and hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
9:48 PM · Mar 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Schiffy94 March 22, 2020
A dating profile reads…
Single woman with Lysol and hand sanitizer seeking single man with two-ply toilet paper for good, clean fun.

Facebook
Bob Goody
March 23, 2020 at 4:50 AM ·
Single Man with Toilet Rolls
Would like to meet Single Female with Hand Sanitizer
For Good Clean Fun .

Twitter
Dave
@trinimarn
Nah man Jay:
“Single man with Lyson & Purell seeks single woman with toilet paper for some good clean fun.”
6:23 AM · Mar 23, 2020·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Dub in Isolation
@AnderzAlba
Single man with toilet rolls would like to meet a female with hand sanitizer..... for good clean fun!
9:04 AM · Mar 23, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Tom Woolgar
@Wombletom
Single man with toilet rolls, would like to meet single lady with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.  NO TIME WASTERS
9:40 AM · Mar 23, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
Northern Ireland Craic
March 23, 2020 at 10:46 AM ·
Single man with toilet rolls would like to meet a female with hand sanitizer..... for good clean fun!🙄

Twitter
Gary Spike OSullivan
@spike_osullivan
Single man with toilet rolls would like to meet a woman with hand sanitizer.... for good clean fun
11:20 AM · Mar 23, 2020 from Cork, Ireland·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Single man with toilet rolls would like to meet single women with hand sanitiser for good clean fun.
5:31 PM · Mar 23, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Sean USMC SDI
@USMCSDI
[Dating Ads 2020]
Single male with toilet paper looking to meet a single lady with hand sanitizer for good clean fun
6:22 PM · Mar 23, 2020·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Louise
@loulou34f
Single man with toilet rolls would like to meet a female with hand sanitizer..... for good clean fun!
2:07 PM · Mar 24, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Tom Stoddart
@Stoddart_Photos
Single man with toilet rolls would like to meet a female with hand sanitizer..... for good clean fun!Thank you #kevinbridges
2:34 PM · Mar 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bianca van Wyk
@BiancavanWyk16
Singles Ad during #lockdown
Single man with Toilet Paper seeks single woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun
1:45 AM · Mar 30, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Aatos Lehtila
@Qualifyfor
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
11:08 AM · Apr 4, 2020·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Jenda @ Home
@allthingsnoisy
Classified ad:
Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
2:28 PM · Apr 13, 2020·Twitter Web App

Posted by Barry Popik
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