A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from June 10, 2022
“Single women can’t fart. They don’t have an asshole until they’re married”

"Single women can’t fart. They don’t have an asshole until they’re married” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Slight variations are “they are married” and “they get married.”

“Q: Why don’t women fart? A: Because they don’t have an asshole until they’re married” was posted on the newsgroup rec.motorcycles on November 19, 1996. “Single women can’t fart. They don’t have an asshole until they’re married” was posted on the newsgroup soc.sexuality.spanking on February 22, 2000. “Single Women can’t FART. They don’t have an ASSHOLE until they get married!” (from a bumper sticker) was posted on the newsgroup alt.alien.visitors on March 6, 2000. “Bumper sticker just saw in Rockford: ‘Single women can’t fart, they don’t have an asshole until they are married’” was posted on Twitter by Lo ♡ on August 12, 2016.


Google Groups: rec.motorcycles
food for thought
Janice in NYC
Nov 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
Q: Why don’t women fart?
A: Because they don’t have an asshole until they’re married.

Google Groups: soc.sexuality.spanking
Survey Says! # 2 of 2 - Sig Lines
Ian F.
Feb 22, 2000, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
“Single women can’t fart. They don’t have an asshole until they’re married.”

Google Groups: alt.alien.visitors
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A. C. Martinez
Mar 6, 2000, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
is for posting bumper stickers that catch your eye.

Share them with the rest of us.

2/27........ Saw this one today…
Name........ Muad’dib
Date........ Sat Nov 01 16:52:50 1997

Single Women can’t FART.
They don’t have an ASSHOLE until they get married!

Google Groups: es.rec.humor
Single women
Selu Craron
Apr 17, 2003, 3:13:54 PM
Visto por ahí:
Single women can’t fart.
Because they don’t have an asshole until they get married.
(no se como traducirlo sin que pierda la gracia)

Google Books
The Year She Disappeared:
A Novel

By Ann Harleman
Austin, TX: University of Texas Press
2008
Pg. 69:
She wore. a sky-blue sweatshirt that said, SINGLE WOMEN CAN’T FART...THEY DON’T HAVE AN ASSHOLE UNTIL THEY’RE MARRIED.

Twitter
Staciaann, Esq.
@Staciaann
Bump stick on car: Single women can’t fart. They don’t have an asshole until they’re married. Bitter much?
9:11 AM · Apr 28, 2008·Twitter SMS

Twitter
masterhobbit
@masterhobbit
Doctors have discovered that most single women can’t fart. Apparently they don’t have an asshole until they get married!!  LMFAO!!....
7:35 PM · Apr 10, 2009·Twitter SMS

Twitter
Lo ♡
@loslo7
Bumper sticker just saw in Rockford: “Single women can’t fart, they don’t have an asshole until they are married.” 😂😂😂
5:16 PM · Aug 12, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/wackoclown April 25, 2017
Single women can’t fart.
They don’t have an asshole until they’re married.

Twitter
RazörFist
@RAZ0RFIST
Truck stop bumper stickers.
And it’s not close.

“Horn Broken, Watch for Finger”
“If It Has Tits or Tires, It’s Gonna’ Give You Trouble”
“Single Women Can’t Fart, They Don’t Have an Asshole Until They’re Married”
“Keep Honking, I’m Reloading”

It’s a sublime fucking art form.
Quote Tweet
Burlap_Assassin
@Burlap_Assassin
· Nov 17, 2021
Replying to @RAZ0RFIST
What’s the Chad counterpart?
12:43 PM · Nov 17, 2021·Twitter Web App

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