A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from July 04, 2019
“Some people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July, but not fire. Fire works”

"Fireworks” shouldn’t be confused with “fire works,” but there are jokes. “I’m excited for the 4th of July, one of the only days of the year we all get the day off and fire works” was posted on Twitter by #ChadFogland on July 2, 2009. “#Fire works on the 4th of july… He didn’t get the day off” was posted on Twitter by Smigs on July 4, 2011.

“Some people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July. But not fire. Fire works” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 4, 2019.


Twitter
#ChadFogland 🥥 🥥
@chadfogland
I’m excited for the 4th of July, one of the only days of the year we all get the day off and fire works.
10:59 AM - 2 Jul 2009

Twitter
Smigs
@TheReal_Spike
#Fire works on the 4th of july… He didn’t get the day off
9:31 PM - 4 Jul 2011

Twitter
Edward Garbade
@tedgarb
Does fire get independence day off? No, fire works on the fourth of July
10:25 PM - 27 Jun 2016

Twitter
Pepper Clark
@peppersjokes
Water has the day off on the 4th of July, but FIRE WORKS.
12:09 PM - 4 Jul 2016

Twitter
Scott Stavrou
@WriteAwayEurope
On July 4, fire works.
On July 5, fire takes the day off.
9:12 AM - 5 Jul 2017

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/invertedparadoxxx July 4, 2019
Some people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July
But not fire.
Fire works.

Twitter
Jax the Pan Disaster ❤️ 💛 💙
@jaxkol
Some people get a day off for Independence Day.
But not Fire.
Fire works on the fourth of July
2:54 PM - 4 Jul 2019

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/paoerfuuul July 5, 2019
Some people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July, except for fire
Fire works on the 4th of July

Posted by Barry Popik
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