"They need to make a beer called ‘Occasionally’, so when I tell people that I only drink occasionally, they wont judge me” is a joke that was posted on Twitter on August 24, 2012. “I might invent a new beer & call it ‘Occasionally’. When people ask if I drink, I can say ‘I only drink Occasionally’” was posted on Twitter on August 25, 2012.
“Somebody should market a beer called ‘Occasionally’. So when asked, I can say, ‘I only drink occasionally’” was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on June 28, 2018.
“I’ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly” is a similar saying.
Twitter
jon donofrio
@HiYourJon
They need to make a beer called “Occasionally”, so when I tell people that I only drink occasionally, they wont judge me.
10:15 PM - 24 Aug 2012
Twitter
Guapo Capo
@Emilio_Watts
I might invent a new beer & call it “Occasionally”. When people ask if I drink, I can say “I only drink Occasionally”.
9:07 AM - 25 Aug 2012
Twitter
Mickey D
@dalaimickey
They should market a beer called “Occasionally.” That way you can say “I only drink Occasionally.” and not sound like an alcoholic.
9:30 AM - 29 Aug 2012
Reddit—Dad Jokes
Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. (self.dadjokes)
submitted June 28, 2018 by porichoygupto
So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
COMMENTS
laplacian_
Or “responsibly” so all alcohol advertises you
Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
9:08 AM - 28 Jun 2018
Twitter
🐯Nexius
@iiNexius
I’m going to market a beer called “Occasionally”.
So when asked, all of you can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
10:14 PM - 28 Jun 2018
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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