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Entry from February 02, 2020
“Someone threw a bottle of mayo at me. I was like, what the Hellmann”

Hellmann’s is a popular brand of mayonnaise. There are, of course, “hell man” jokes.

“My girlfriend just threw mayonnaise at me, what the Hellman” was posted on Twitter by laceless on April 11, 2017. “Just was walking down the road and someone threw a jar of mayo at me. What the Hellman” was posted on Twitter by kenzo on November 13, 2017.

“Someone threw a bottle of mayo at me. I was like what the Hellmann” was posted on Facebook by IDGAF Mamas 2.0 on February 1, 2020. “Somebody just threw a jar of mayonnaise at me. I was like, What the Hellmann?’”—with “jar of mayonnaise” instead of “bottle of mayo,” and “somebody” instead of “someone”—was posted on Reddit—Jokes on February 2, 2020.


Wikipedia: Hellmann’s and Best Foods
Hellmann’s and Best Foods are brand names that are used for the same line of mayonnaise and other food products. The Hellmann’s brand is sold in the United Kingdom, the United States east of the Rocky Mountains, Latin America, Europe, Australia, the Middle East, Canada, Belgium,the Netherlands India and South Africa. The Best Foods brand is sold in the United States west of the Rocky Mountains, and also in Asia, Australia, and New Zealand.

Hellmann’s and Best Foods are marketed in a similar way. Their logos and web sites resemble one another, and they have the same English slogan: “Bring out the best”.

Twitter
laceless
@Laceless_
My girlfriend just threw mayonnaise at me, what the Hellman
7:46 AM · Apr 11, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
kenzo
@kenzodunlap
Just was walking down the road and someone threw a jar of mayo at me. What the Hellman
6:14 PM · Nov 13, 2017·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Cowboy Emoji ⚧️ & Dante from the devil may cry ser
@MjDente
The other day, some guy threw a whole jar of mayonnaise at me.
I was like “what the Hellmann”
11:08 PM · Sep 5, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Hemmsefc
@Hemms10
Someone just threw a jar of mayonnaise out of a car window at me ! What the Hellman
5:18 AM · Dec 20, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
IDGAF Mamas 2.0
February 1, 2020 at 10:28 AM
Someone threw a bottle of mayo at me. I was like what the Hellmann.

Facebook
‎Mark William‎ to Bad puns
February 1, 2020 at 12:41 PM ·
Someone threw a bottle of mayo at me...I was like “what the Hellmann?!?!”

Twitter
june
@juneeexo
someone threw a bottle of mayo at me, I was like what the Hellman.
5:13 PM · Feb 1, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Frank Hiebert
@puppet_man
Someone threw a bottle of mayo at me, I was like… what the Hellmann.
8:38 PM · Feb 1, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Melissa
@MLong2099
Someone threw a bottle of mayo at me. I was like, what the Hellmann!
11:11 PM · Feb 1, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Tica Patty
@Ticapatty74
Someone threw a bottle of mayo at me. I was like, “what the Hellmann”
yuk yuk Damn I’m funny today.
Wanna have sex?
3:47 PM · Feb 2, 2020·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/mypostsaccount February 2, 2020
Somebody just threw a jar of mayonnaise at me
I was like, “What the Hellmann?”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, February 02, 2020 • Permalink