A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from September 30, 2021
“Someone who puts up Halloween decorations early suffers from premature ejackolantern”

"If you carve a pumpkin in September, it’s called premature ejackolantern” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “Premature ejackolantern” is a portmanteau of “premature ejaculation” and “jack-o’lantern.” Jack-o’lanterns are popular decorations for Halloween.

“For a Halloween gig, I freely submit The Premature Ejackolanterns” was posted on the newsgroup rec.music.gdead on April 2, 2008. “RT @janineannt: @thezonedotfm needs to be a punchline - what was the pumpkin king guilty of at Easter? Premature Ejackolantern” was posted on Twitter by The Zone @ 91-3 on October 22, 2010.

“Is it wrong to carve a pumpkin in September? #gettingstartedearly” was posted on Twitter by Cory Boutilier on September 12, 2013. “What’s it called when you carve a pumpkin too early? Premature Ejackolantern” was posted on Twitter by JCKC on November 15, 2013. “What do you call a pumpkin that has been carved too early? A premature ejackolantern! #halloweenjoke #nevergetsold” was posted on Twitter by Christopher Anderson on October 31. 2016. “Someone who puts up Halloween decorations early suffers from premature ejackolantern” was posted on Twitter by Rickypoop on September 29, 2017.

“If you carve a pumpkin in September shouldn’t that be called premature ejackolantern?” was posted on Twitter by The Date Doctor on September 28, 2018. “if you carve a pumpkin in september it’s called premature ejackolantern I won’t be taking questions” was posted on Twitter by Cordman on September 29, 2018. “If you carve a pumpkin in September it’s called premature ejackolantern I won’t be taking questions” was posted on Twitter by Dropped Mike on October 2, 2019.


Google Groups: rec.music.gdead
Repeat Offenders video
Jeff
Apr 2, 2008, 3:11:49 PM
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For a Halloween gig, I freely submit The Premature Ejackolanterns

Twitter
The Zone @ 91-3
@TheZone913
RT @janineannt: @thezonedotfm needs to be a punchline - what was the pumpkin king guilty of at Easter? Premature Ejackolantern
6:34 PM · Oct 22, 2010·Hootsuite

Twitter
Tommy Hankins
@tomikaze
You don’t know it yet, but you’re coming to our Halloween party. #prematureejackolantern
10:09 PM · Jul 25, 2011 from Springfield, IL·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Tommy Hankins
@tomikaze
You don’t know it yet, but you’re coming to our Halloween party. #prematureejackolantern
10:09 PM · Jul 25, 2011 from Springfield, IL·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Cory Boutilier
@Cboots22
Is it wrong to carve a pumpkin in September? #gettingstartedearly
1:06 PM · Sep 12, 2013·Twitter for Android

Twitter
JCKC
@jonnychuckles
What’s it called when you carve a pumpkin too early? Premature Ejackolantern.
12:42 PM · Nov 15, 2013·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Christopher Anderson
@canderson1976
What do you call a pumpkin that has been carved too early?
A premature ejackolantern!
#halloweenjoke #nevergetsold
12:19 PM · Oct 31, 2016·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Rickypoop
@rickypop
Someone who puts up Halloween decorations early suffers from premature ejackolantern
12:10 AM · Sep 29, 2017 from Starkville, MS·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
gifted kid CIA officer
@oatmilkgob
The days leading up to Halloween, also known as premature ejackolantern
12:05 AM · Oct 29, 2017·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
The Date Doctor
@JimStipeDateDoc
If you carve a pumpkin in September shouldn’t that be called premature ejackolantern?
#TheDateDoctor
http://LoveYouBootcamp.com
4:24 PM · Sep 28, 2018·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Cordman
@ChrisCordman
if you carve a pumpkin in september it’s called premature ejackolantern I won’t be taking questions
12:42 AM · Sep 29, 2018·Twitter for Android

Twitter
William Billy Lovell
@HOSHUA24201
If you carve a pumpkin in September it’s called a premature ejactulatern
10:54 AM · Sep 29, 2018·Facebook

Twitter
SeizureSalad
@KetoHiking
If you carve a pumpkin in September it’s called premature ejackolantern.
3:30 PM · Sep 29, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim
If you carve a pumpkin in September it’s called premature ejackolantern I won’t be taking questions
1:11 PM · Oct 2, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
Fresh Juice Party
October 15, 2019 at 6:59 PM ·
WE ARE PLAYING THIS SATURDAY! This just might be our 3rd & final show of 2019 so we plan to make it a banger! Join us if you dare!!!!!!! mwahhhahahahaaaa 🧟‍♀️🧛‍♂️👻💀🎃🦇🕸🕷
No photo description available.
("PREMATURE E-JACK-O-LANTERN-PARTY” is shown on an image.—ed.)

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] October 10, 2020
I carve all my pumpkins in September.
I suffer with premature ejackolantern

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/wtfover September 9, 2021
If you carve a pumpkin in September, it’s called premature ejackolantern.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/DramaticGift September 19, 2021
What do you call carving a pumpkin in September?
Premature ejackolantern

Twitter
David Voth
@SexCigarsBooze
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
If you carve a pumpkin
in September,
it’s called premature
ehack-o’-lantern.
I won’t be taking
questions.
6:35 AM · Sep 30, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Posted by Barry Popik
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