A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 19, 2019
“Sometimes I text while I’m driving. I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk”

"Sometimes I text while I’m driving.  I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk. #sickipedia” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on September 22, 2013. The joke originated on the Sickipedia website and has been printed on several images.

“Sometimes I text and drive. I know it’s dangerous but I do stupid things when I’m drunk”—with slightly different phrasing—was posted on Twitter by Cwaasey Edrd Martz on September 25, 2013.


Twitter
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@WezClark
Sometimes I text while I’m driving.
I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk wink
9:55 AM · Sep 22, 2013·Facebook

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Sometimes I text while I’m driving.  I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk.
#sickipedia
10:20 AM · Sep 22, 2013·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Casey Edward Martz🥀
@CaseyEMartz
Sometimes I text and drive. I know it’s dangerous but I do stupid things when I’m drunk.
5:26 PM · Sep 25, 2013·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Sometimes I text while I’m driving.  I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk.
2:19 PM · Apr 1, 2014·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Echatend Rebels
@ScollarsCoin
Sometimes I text and drive. I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk.
11:07 AM · Aug 20, 2014·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Elaine Geigel
@Puppytoes75
Sometimes I text and drive. I know it’s dangerous, but I do stupid things when I’m drunk. http://itunes.apple.com/app/id892525499?at=11lv8V&ct=LMAO
2:43 PM · Nov 5, 2014·iOS

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/gladhandz November 17, 2019
Sometimes I text and drive,
I know it’s very dangerous but I do stupid things when I’m drunk.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Tuesday, November 19, 2019 • Permalink