“Noodles are so weird. Even the name is weird. NOO-duls. NEWW-dlz. Say it. Noodles. Noodals. Nerderls. Anyway, I love slimy bread yarn. I eat it forever” was posted on Facebook by Robin J. Morrison on January 5, 2020. “Noodles are slimy bread yarn. Rice is tiny absorbent carb nuggets. Ice is just chilly water chunks” was posted on Twitter by Katelyn Bowden on January 8, 2020. “Noodles are pieces of slimy bread yarn” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on January 10, 2020.
“Spaghetti is just slimy bread yarn” was posted on Twitter by DAFT ODIST on January 9, 2020. “Spaghetti is just cooked bread yarn” was posted on Twitter by nate on January 10, 2020. “Spaghetti noodles are just slimy bread yarn” was posted on Twitter by Riley C on January 11, 2020.
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Robin J. Morrison
January 5, 2020 · ·
Noodles are so weird. Even the name is weird. NOO-duls. NEWW-dlz. Say it. Noodles. Noodals. Nerderls. Anyway, I love slimy bread yarn. I eat it forever.
January 5
Twitter
Mad
@maddydecarolis
Just saw someone call noodles “slimey bread yarn” so I’m logging off for the day
10:54 AM · Jan 8, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Katelyn Bowden
@BadassBowden
Noodles are slimy bread yarn.
Rice is tiny absorbent carb nuggets.
Ice is just chilly water chunks.
Deal with it.
11:48 AM · Jan 8, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Claus Pontoppidan
@CPontoppidan
I think I’ll have some “Noodles are slimy bread yarn.” for dinner :-D
11:52 AM · Jan 8, 2020·Twitter Web App
Twitter
just the tip🔪💦
@brinadove420
just saw someone refer to spaghetti as slimy bread yarn and i’m very upset
5:29 PM · Jan 8, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—BrandNewSentence
Posted by u/Papa_Fatsack January 9, 2020
I love slimy bread yarn!
(Noodles are shown.—ed.)
Twitter
DAFT ODIST
@ethrboy
spaghetti is just slimy bread yarn
1:27 AM · Jan 9, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
⭐️ [FREN] butters
@NoisyButters
noodles are slimey bread yarn
🍝
6:59 AM · Jan 9, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
nate
@exJDXN
spaghetti is just cooked bread yarn
7:14 AM · Jan 10, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Throbbing Boars Head now at Publix🛸➡️FWA
@Pig_Minted
Slimy bread yarn with tomato blood is my favorite food
7:54 AM · Jan 10, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/CumDogMillionare93 January 10, 2020
Noodles are pieces of slimy bread yarn
Twitter
Riley C
@doyou_KOWALify
spaghetti noodles are just slimy bread yarn
4:00 AM · Jan 11, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
kira
@kira_longeuay
Spaghetti is just slimy bread yarn.
2:45 PM · Jan 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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