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Entry from April 12, 2019
“Sparkling water is angry water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life”

"Sparkling water is just angry water” is a saying for those who think that the carbonation in water makes it angry. “Sparkling water is disappointing because you smell it and it’s like MMMMM SUPER FRUITY and then you taste it and it’s just angry water” was posted on Twitter by Dan the Texan Man on September 24, 2017. “Sparkling water is just angry water” was posted on Twitter by Rae ☾ on September 26, 2017.

“I’m gonna keep saying it, sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life” was posted on Twitter by Snober Abbasi on November 8, 2017. “Sparkling water is angry water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life” was posted on Twitter by céline dækin on January 3, 2018.

Similar sayings include “Club soda is just angry water,” “Seltzer is just angry water,” “Sprite is just angry water” and “Vodka is just angry water.”


Wikipedia: Carbonated water
Carbonated water or soda water is water containing dissolved carbon dioxide gas, either artificially injected under pressure or occurring due to natural geological processes. Carbonation causes small bubbles to form, giving the water an effervescent quality. Common forms include sparkling natural mineral water, club soda, and commercially produced sparkling water (also known as ‘seltzer water’ in the U.S.).

Club soda, sparkling mineral water, seltzer and many other sparkling waters contain added or dissolved minerals such as potassium bicarbonate, sodium bicarbonate, sodium citrate, or potassium sulfate. These occur naturally in some mineral waters but are also commonly added artificially to man-made waters to mimic a natural flavor profile.

Twitter
Dan the Texan Man
@EPASketch
Sparkling water is disappointing because you smell it and it’s like MMMMM SUPER FRUITY and then you taste it and it’s just angry water
4:00 PM - 24 Sep 2017

Twitter
eleanor
@tomhollandx
sparkling water being described as angry water is the best thing i’ve heard all day
12:17 PM - 25 Sep 2017

Twitter
Brian “M4Kos” Kim
@bninjakk
More Brian “M4Kos” Kim Retweeted Dan the Texan Man
Angry water is the best description of sparkling water.Brian “M4Kos” Kim added,
Dan the Texan Man
@EPASketch
Sparkling water is disappointing because you smell it and it’s like MMMMM SUPER FRUITY and then you taste it and it’s just angry water
10:41 PM - 25 Sep 2017

Twitter
Rae ☾
@RaeBennison
Sparkling water is just angry water
5:11 AM - 26 Sep 2017

Twitter
Snober Abbasi
@snobers
I’m gonna keep saying it, sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life.
11:12 AM - 8 Nov 2017

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/marijuanies January 1, 2018
sparkling water is just angry water

Twitter
céline dækin
@crdakin
Sparkling water is angry water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life.
2:46 PM - 3 Jan 2018

Twitter
New Year New Destruction ⚡️
@EvahDestruction
Sparkling water
angry water, I don’t need that fucking negativity in my life
3:16 PM - 19 Jan 2018

Twitter
Marlie.!
@float4everrr
Sparkling water is just angry water and nobody needs that kind of negativity in their life
10:33 AM - 2 Apr 2018

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/nich726 November 23, 2018
Sparkling water is just angry water.

Twitter
Cowabunga it is.
@atomic_bonk
Sparkling water is angry water
Ice is Crunchy Water
Vodka is Fire water
Don’t talk to me
9:53 PM - 5 Jan 2019

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/EmmaFlea123 February 17, 2019
Sparkling water is just angry water. 

Twitter
Dracosfire7
@Dracosfire7
Replying to @Schmoogin
Black coffee=Bitter water
Sparkling water=Angry water
Now we just need happy water
5:33 AM - 27 Feb 2019

Twitter
Imogen
@imogen__west
Replying to @sophiakeam
A friend from work calls sparkling water “angry water” but seriously, it’s like what I imagine drinking tv static is like
7:15 PM - 20 Mar 2019

Twitter
》planet•v《
@planet_vii_twt
salt is just angry sugar and sparkling water is just angry water
6:01 AM - 30 Mar 2019

Twitter
Emma Abella
@Bee_Flag
sparkling water is just tasteless angry water
12:00 PM - 7 Apr 2019

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, April 12, 2019 • Permalink