“Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon” is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. “Spilling a full glass of wine you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon” was posted on Twitter by Rhonabombona (and others) on May 31, 2013. “Spilling a glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon. #wine” was posted on Twitter by Carter Estate Winery on March 27, 2015.
   
“Spilling your full glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon” was posted on Twitter by Kimberly Toureiro on August 2, 2013. “Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of your balloon 🎈💔🍷” was posted on Twitter by Maddie Reese on October 15, 2013.
 
“Spilling wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon. #truth” was posted on Twitter by Kim Latta on January 27, 2014.
   
“Spilling your drink is the adult equivalent of letting your balloon go” is a non-specific version of the saying, and there is a beer version and a coffee version.
   
     
Twitter
Lebogang
@Lebzz__
Spilling and Breaking a glass full of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon as a kid :(.
11:02 AM · May 31, 2013·UberSocial for BlackBerry  
 
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Rhonabombona
@RhoHoe
Spilling a full glass of wine you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
3:46 PM · May 31, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Keith
@SELLTEAM
Spilling a full glass of wine you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
4:43 PM · May 31, 2013·Twitter Web Client
 
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Kimberly Toureiro
@KitchenSprout
Spilling your full glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon
11:36 AM · Aug 2, 2013·Twitter Web Client
 
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Diamond Diploma
@DiamondDiploma
Spilling a full glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon. #diamonddiploma
7:49 PM · Oct 14, 2013·Twitter for iPad
     
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Maddie Reese
@MaddieReese
Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of your balloon 🎈💔🍷
4:27 PM · Oct 15, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Stephanie Reed
@StephanieReed2
Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of accidentally letting go of a balloon.
6:20 PM · Dec 12, 2013 from Maryville, MO·Twitter for iPhone
     
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Kim Latta
@kmlatta
Spilling wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon. #truth
4:26 PM · Jan 27, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Metro Nerd
@MetroNerd88
Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
2:52 AM · Feb 24, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Diamond Diploma
@DiamondDiploma
Spilling a glass of wine is the adult equivalent of losing your balloon. #diamonddiploma
6:55 PM · Aug 5, 2014·TweetDeck
 
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Carter Estate Winery
@CarterEstWinery
Spilling a glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon. #wine
7:10 PM · Mar 27, 2015·iOS
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/guinnessjoe March 26, 2017
Spilling your wine is the adult version of accidentally letting go of your balloon.
 
Twitter
Kimberly Toureiro
@KitchenSprout
Spilling 😩 your full glass of wine 🍷 is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon 🎈
11:25 AM · Dec 20, 2019·Twitter for iPhone