“Squat because nobody ever wrote a song about a small ass” is a jocular exercise saying that has been printed on many images. “Squat.. because nobody ever wrote a song about a small asss” was posted on Twitter by Maggie Martinez on June 11, 2014. The saying probably originated with an image.
 
“Squat. Because nobody ever wrote a song about a small bum” was posted on Twitter by CrossFit Fredericton on June 23, 2014. “Squat. Because no one ever wrote a song about a small booty” was posted on Twitter by DC on June 24, 2014.
     
“Squat!!!!! Because no one ever wrote a song about a small ass 😝 right @gunnar???” was a popular tweet by Khloé Kardashian on September 23, 2014.
 
     
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Maggie Martinez
@martiinez32
Squat.. because nobody ever wrote a song about a small asss
6:06 PM - 11 Jun 2014
   
Twitter
Metal & Booze
@TheDarkValk
“Squat. Because no one ever wrote a song about a small ass.”
10:28 AM - 18 Jun 2014
   
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Destini Cuevas
@DestiniCuevas
Squat: because no one ever wrote a song about a small ass
11:02 AM - 18 Jun 2014
   
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stephen
@stepheng0lder
do squats bc nobody ever wrote a song about a small butt
9:55 AM - 19 Jun 2014
   
Twitter
@Niggum
Replying to @HPirruccello
“@HPirruccello: squat. because nobody ever wrote a song about a small ass.” Actually that’s a lie @asherroth has a song for small butts
7:47 PM - 19 Jun 2014
   
Twitter
CrossFit Fredericton
@CFFredericton
Squat. Because nobody ever wrote a song about a small bum. #crossfit #fredericton http://crossfitfredericton.com/gym/2014-06-24
8:30 PM - 23 Jun 2014
   
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Pilates Absession
@ThePilatesAbs
Just saw this: “Squat ... Because nobody ever wrote a song about a small a**.” #bootylicious
8:00 AM - 24 Jun 2014
   
Twitter
DC
@Heybrat_
Squat. Because no one ever wrote a song about a small booty
12:19 PM - 24 Jun 2014 from Las Vegas, NV
 
Twitter
Khloé
@khloekardashian
Squat!!!!! Because no one ever wrote a song about a small ass 😝 right @gunnar??? http://instagram.com/p/tTFydEhRgR/
2:35 PM - 23 Sep 2014
 
Daily Mail (London, UK)
‘Because nobody ever wrote a song about a small a**!’ Khloe Kardashian performs squats as she continues her grueling fitness regime
By ALISON JOHNSON FOR MAILONLINE
PUBLISHED: 17:01 EDT, 23 September 2014 | UPDATED: 04:43 EDT, 24 September 2014
   
Daily Mail (London, UK)
‘No one ever wrote a song about a small a**’: Khloe Kardashian shares tips for getting a fuller, firmer bottom as she sweats it out in new video
By HEIDI PARKER FOR DAILYMAIL.COM
PUBLISHED: 14:53 EDT, 9 February 2016 | UPDATED: 17:02 EDT, 9 February 2016
 
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Squat because no one ever wrote a song about a small ass