Entry in progress—B.P.
16 October 1984, The Times of India (New Delhi), “Current Topics, pg. 6, col. 2:
MARK TWAIN once remarked that statistics are like ladies of the night. You can bend them to suit your will.
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Mitch Murray’s One-liners for Business:
And how to Use Them in Your Speech
By Mitch Murray
Cippenham: Foulsham
1997
Pg. 187:
Statistics are like ladies of the night. Once you get them down, you can do anything with them. (Mark Twain)
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Vans/Zenith accident ratios
Janet & Doug Crossman-Bosworth
1/9/98
(...)
Reminds me of what my debate teacher told me years ago.
“Statistics are like ladies of the evening. You can get them to do anything.”
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The Worst Cry of 1997/98
Brian Lev
1/26/98
“Statistics are like ladies of the evening; once you get them down, you can do whatever you like with them.”
—Mark Twain
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Business Wit & Wisdom
By Richard Zera
Washington, DC: Beard Books
2005
Pg. 248:
Statistics are like ladies of the night. Once you get them down, you can do anything with them. —Mark Twain (1835–1910)
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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