“Stats show that the average person has sex 89 times a year. Looks like i’m in for a wild December” is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke means that a person needs an active December to make up for the rest of the year.
“Stats have shown that the average person has sex at least 89 times a year..Looks like Hansford is in for a wild December!!” was posted on Twitter by Karl Hansford on December 16, 2014. “Stats show that the average person has sex 89 times a year. Looks like I’m in for a wild December” was posted on Twitter by anna later on December 16, 2014. The joke possibly originated on an image.
Twitter
Karl Hansford
@Karlosdajakkal
Stats have shown that the average person has sex at least 89 times a year..Looks like Hansford is in for a wild December!! 馃憤
3:15 PM 路 Dec 16, 2014路Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
anna
@anna_watz
Stats show that the average person has sex 89 times a year.
Looks like I’m in for a wild December.
11:50 PM 路 Dec 16, 2014路Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
The Artist Formerly Known as Owen | Vote Labour 馃尮
@OwennnThomas
Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times a year. Looks like I’m in for a wild December
1:15 PM 路 Dec 17, 2014路Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Pornhub ARIA
@Pornhub
Stats show that the average person has sex 89 times a year. Looks like i’m in for a wild December.
5:30 PM 路 Oct 20, 2017路Hootsuite
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/TheNilaLife November 22, 2017
Stats show that the average person has sex 89 times per year…
Looks like I鈥檓 in for a wild December
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/helen_darten November 25, 2017
Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times per year.
Looks like I’m in for a pretty wild December.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/TheNilaLife October 11, 2018
Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 timers per year….
Looks like I鈥檓 in for a wild December
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/EscapedAlien December 2, 2019
The average person has sex 54 times a year
I鈥檓 sure in for a wild December
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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