“Stop animal testing! They get really nervous and give the wrong answers”

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Entry from September 30, 2022

“Stop animal testing! They get really nervous and give the wrong answers”

“Tests conducted on animals” is not the same as “animals taking tests,” but there are jokes.

“STOP ANIMAL TESTING—They get all nervous and give the wrong answers” was posted on the newsgroup alt.penpals.forty-plus-yrs on November 22, 1997. “STOP ANIMAL TESTING They get nervous and answer the questions wrong” was posted on Twitter by ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs on May 30, 2008. “STOP ANIMAL TESTING! THEY GET REALLY NERVOUS AND GIVE THE WRONG ANSWERS” was posted on Facebook by Indian Hills Community Sign on September 29, 2022.

Google Groups: alt.penpals.forty-plus-yrs
Serious #2
Les Stewart
Nov 22, 1997, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
STOP ANIMAL TESTING—They get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Google Groups: lt.med.fibromyalgia
Alpha stim…has any one had positive results?
Stewart Wilson
Feb 27, 1998, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
Is the reason Researchers want to stop animal testing because they get all
nervous and give the wrong answers?

Twitter
ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs
@smartasshat
STOP ANIMAL TESTING They get nervous and answer the questions wrong.
9:40 PM · May 30, 2008·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Rob Francis
@robfrancis
STOP ANIMAL TESTING - They get all nervous and forget the answers…
3:27 AM · Oct 2, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Mia More
@trampolinah
RT @megamouthmedia: Stop animal testing, they get nervous and cheat on the answers.
3:21 PM · Mar 16, 2010·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Amicus Kiarie
@Buggz79
Stop animal testing. They get nervous and give the wrong answers. <- Its old but still a classic.

11:49 PM · May 17, 2011·Gravity

Twitter
Celeste Thorson
@CelesteThorson
Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous & give the wrong answers! Stop Animal Testing 4 Cosmetics
@peta http://ow.ly/bM6r5
2:15 PM · Jun 23, 2012·Hootsuite

Twitter
Will the Jedi
@WilTheJedi
Stop animal testing! They get too nervous and forget the answers.
1:17 AM · Apr 16, 2013·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
Tuxedokitty
@Tuxedokitty
Stop animal testing. They get all nervous and give the wrong answers. #badjokefriday
11:19 AM · Jul 10, 2015 from Alaska, USA·TweetCaster for Android

Twitter
annie 安寜
@theasianglow
Austin: “I think they should stop animal testing… animals get so nervous that they’ll answer the questions wrong”
9:51 PM · Mar 13, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Rob Francis
@robfrancis
STOP ANIMAL TESTING.
They get nervous and forget the answers…
1:28 AM · Oct 2, 2018·TweetDeck

Facebook
Indian Hills Community Sign
September 29, 2022 at 12:49 PM ·
(The following text is shown on a sign.—ed.)
STOP ANIMAL TESTING!
THEY GET
REALLY NERVOUS
AND GIVE THE
WRONG ANSWERS

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