A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 25, 2017
“Successful pianists know the key to success”

People often seek the key (or keys) to success. “Successful pianists know the key to success” is a joke that was posted on the website Pun of the Day on August 10, 2017.

Other sayings about the “key to success” include “I found the key to success, only to discover that the door was never locked,” “I looked for the key to success and then found it’s a combination lock,” “If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock,” “Just when you find the key to the market, they change the locks” and “Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.”


Pun of the Day
Successful pianists know the key to success.
Category - Music
Submitted by - Mark A. Lewis -

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Just another Jokes‏
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Successful pianists know the key to success. Comment On This Pun!
2:06 AM - 10 Aug 2017

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‘Successful pianists know the key to success.’
3:10 AM - 10 Aug 2017

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Michael Grace‏
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Justin Curl‏
@justin_curl
Successful pianists know the key to success.
12:04 PM - 15 Aug 2017 from Woodhaven, MI

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Jan‏
@BlazerLady
Popular pianists know the keys to success!
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4:31 AM - 17 Aug 2017

Reddit—Oneliners
Successful pianists know the key to success.
submitted October 26, 2017 by wonliners

Posted by Barry Popik
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