“Sucks Children’s Happiness Out Of Life” is a jocular backronym (back acronym) of the word “school.” “S.C.H.O.O.L= Sucks Children’s Happiness Out of Life” was cited on Twitter on May 19, 2010.
Similar school-related backronyms include “Six/Seven Crappy/Crazy Hours Of Our Lives”(school), “Come Late And Start Sleeping” (class), “Fuck, I Never Actually Learned Shit” (finals) and “Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge” (homework).
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Emily Laiter
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RT @AndreaRussett S.C.H.O.O.L= Sucks Children’s Happiness Out of Life
8:05 AM - 19 May 2010
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Michelle
@michessee
RT @Cindyangelicas: RT @marissafrd: RT @Totally_Teens: RT: S.C.H.O.O.L = Sucks Children’s Happiness Out Of Life #TotallyTeens
9:06 AM - 23 May 2010
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Reckless Rejects
@reckIessrejects
S. C. H. O. O. L. = Sucks Children’s Happiness Out Of Life . . .
6:02 AM - 28 May 2010
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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