It is often said that swimming is good for one’s health.
     
“Swimming is good for your health, especially when you are drowning” was posted on the newsgroup rec.games.pinball on September 21, 2006. “Swimming is good for your health. Especially to keep from drowning” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on July 27, 2020. Authorship of the joke is unknown.
   
   
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Mick Rogala
9/21/06
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Swimming is good for your health, especially when you are drowning..
   
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Linda Torres
@LinTorrs
Today’s health tip: Swimming is good for your health, especially when you’re drowning.
12:01 AM · Feb 4, 2010·Twitter SMS
   
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Barry Tuck
@BarryTuck
Lastly, but most importantly, remember that swimming is good for your health. Especially if you are drowning in a flood.
8:21 AM · Oct 6, 2010·TweetDeck
   
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milady malady
@DOP3Sweet
“swimming is good for your health…especially if you’re drowning”
2:37 PM · Oct 18, 2010·Twitter Web Client
   
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Greggo
@gregs
Swimming is good for your health. Especially if you’re drowning.
2:35 PM · Nov 30, 2010·Twitter SMS
   
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𝗞𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗲
@emergensy
Swimming is good for your health
Especially if you’re drowning
2:26 PM · Dec 5, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Hodge
@hodgman75
Swimming is good for your health, especially when you’re drowning. http://jokes-app.com/joke/RPH1T6JutNI
10:34 PM · Sep 23, 2015·Twitter for Android
   
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Ryan Ballentine
@BallentineRyan
Swimming is good for your health, especially when you’re drowning.
9:23 PM · Mar 14, 2017·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/labink July 27, 2020
Swimming is good for your health.
Especially to keep from drowning.