A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from February 01, 2018
“Teacher: Why are you late for class?” (school joke)

A school joke has been printed on several images:

TEACHER: Tell the class why you’re late.
STUDENT: Someone told me to go to hell.
STUDENT: Couldn’t find it at first.
STUDENT: But now I’m here.


The joke was posted on Twitter on February 1, 2014.


Twitter
brit misses harry):‏
@sottspooks
Teacher: Tell the class why you’re late?
Student: Someone told me to go to hell, couldn’t find it at first. But now I’m here.
8:11 PM - 1 Feb 2014

Twitter
gabriela ⛅️‏
@_ggwazz
Me:*walks in class late*
Teacher: why are you late?
Me: Someone told me to go to hell I couldn’t find it but I’m here now 😊😇✌️
8:54 PM - 1 Feb 2014

Twitter
Ashleigh Criss‏
@AshleighFaythe
Overheard: Teacher: “Can you please tell the class why you’re so late?” Me: Someone told me to go to hell… http://tmblr.co/Z6Etit16BJlrK
3:41 AM - 2 Feb 2014

Twitter
Relatable Quotes‏
@RelatableQuote
Teacher: “Can u please tell the class why ur so late?”
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldnt find it at first
Me: But now I’m here
10:00 PM - 3 Feb 2014

Twitter
Condescending Wonka‏
@OhWonka
Teacher: “Can u please tell the class why ur so late?”
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn’t find it at first
Me: But now I’m here
5:36 PM - 2 Mar 2015

Reddit—Jokes
Teacher: “Why are you late?”
submitted April 13, 2017 by -Tac_O_caT-
Student: “Someone told me to go to hell.”
Teacher: “Why did that make you late to class?”
Student: “I couldn’t find it at first, but now here I am.”

Twitter
no‏
@tbhjuststop
Teacher: “Can you please tell the class why you’re so late?”
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn’t find it at first
Me: But now I’m here
4:30 AM - 27 Nov 2017

Reddit—Jokes
Teacher : “Why are you late?”
submitted December 14, 2017 by -Tac_O_caT-
Student: “Someone told me to go to hell.”
Teacher: “Why did that make you late to class?”
Student: “I couldn’t find it at first, but now here I am.”

Reddit—Jokes
Teacher : “Why are you late for class?”
submitted February 2, 2018 by -Tac_O_caT-
Student: “Someone told me to go to hell.”
Teacher: “Why did that make you late to class?”
Student: “I couldn’t find it at first, but now here I am.”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Thursday, February 01, 2018 • Permalink