A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 09, 2018
“Teachers tell us to follow our dreams, but get mad when we fall asleep in their class”

"Teachers always say follow your dreams. But when I fall asleep in class, they get mad at me for taking their advice” is a jocular line that was posted on Twitter by “brian with an i” on June 1, 2013. “Teachers tell us to follow our dreams but then yell at us when we fall asleep in class?” was posted on Twitter by Brook McMillan on June 19, 2014.

“The ironic thing about teachers is that they tell us to follow our dreams...but will get mad when we fall asleep in their class” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on August 9, 2018.


Twitter
brian with an i
@BrianZeBrain
Teachers always say follow your dreams. But when I fall asleep in class, they get mad at me for taking their advice.
11:46 AM - 1 Jun 2013

Twitter
Brook McMillan
@brookie1499
Teachers tell us to follow our dreams but then yell at us when we fall asleep in class? >:[
10:04 PM - 19 Jun 2014

Twitter
Vana ๐Ÿฆ‹
@Vana2017
Why do tell teachers tell you to follow your dreams but won’t let you fall asleep in class?.
12:37 PM - 20 Jul 2015

Twitter
Let’sTalk
@TalkStupidly
#IHateWhen teachers tell us to follow our dreams but we’re not allowed to fall asleep during class
5:16 PM - 5 Aug 2015

Twitter
aLiSiA
@alisiawadsworth
“Think about this… Teachers always tell you to “follow your dream” but when you try to fall asleep in class they get mad” -7 yr old cousin
8:48 PM - 20 Oct 2015 from Des Moines, IA

Twitter
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@GorbyD94
How can my lecturer say follow my dreams and get angry when I fall asleep in class ๐Ÿ˜ช
1:59 PM - 14 Apr 2016

Reddit—Jokes
The ironic thing about teachers is that they tell us to follow our dreams…
submitted August 9, 2018 by CalOnDaMic
but will get mad when we fall asleep in their class.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Thursday, August 09, 2018 • Permalink