Office workers are not called “officers,” but there are jokes. “One who waits tables is a waiter. One who practices law is a Lawer. So one who works in an office is...an officer?” was posted on Twitter by Matt Riley on September 20, 2012. “Technically, anyone who works in an office is an officer. Right?” was posted on Twitter by mossjunior™ on March 16, 2013.
“Technically, anyone that works in an office is an officer” was posted on Reddit—Shower Thoughts on September 2, 2018.
Twitter
Matt Riley
@daydreamradio
One who waits tables is a waiter. One who practices law is a Lawer. So one who works in an office is...an officer?
9:28 AM - 20 Sep 2012
Twitter
mossjunior™
@mossjunior
Technically, anyone who works in an office is an officer. Right?
4:30 PM - 16 Mar 2013
Twitter
Bediako
@D_kyem
Of course, anyone who works in an office is an officer
5:16 AM - 7 Feb 2014
Reddit—Shower Thoughts
Technically, anyone that works in an office is an officer.
submitted September 2, 2018 by Flaigon
Twitter
Sir Andrew Aguecheek
@markhinton7
Technically, anyone that works in an office is an officer.
7:03 AM - 2 Sep 2018
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