A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from January 11, 2021
“The bank wants to repossess my tree house. I’m convinced it’s a mix up from when I moved branches”

Banks have “branches,” and there are puns. “The bank want to repossess my tree-house. They say I haven’t kept up my payments but I’m sure it’s just a mix-up from when I moved branches” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Fattus Blokus (and others) on January 6, 2012.

“If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?” is another bank “branch” joke.


Twitter
Fattus Blokus
@FattusBlokus
The bank want to repossess my tree-house. They say I haven’t kept up my payments but I’m sure it’s just a mix-up from when I moved branches
12:56 PM · Jan 6, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
David Clarke
@PunSl1nger
The bank want to repossess my tree-house because I haven’t kept up my mortgage payments. It must be a mix-up from when I moved branches.
12:58 PM · Jan 6, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
The New Shmoo
@ImTheShmoo
The bank want to repossess my tree-house.I haven’t kept up my mortgage payments but I know it’s just a mix-up from when I moved branches.
1:12 PM · Jan 6, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Neilsby
@nialli
my bank want to repossess my treehouse,say I haven’t kept up my payments but I’m convinced it’s just a mixup from when I moved branches.
6:48 PM · Jan 6, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
fizzyegg
@fizzyegg
The bank want to repossess my treehouse. They say I haven’t kept up my payments but I believe it’s just a mix-up from when I moved branches.
6:22 PM · Nov 3, 2013·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD January 11, 2021
The bank want to repossess my tree house. They say I haven’t kept up my mortgage payments....
I’m convinced it’s a mix up from when I moved branches.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBanking/Finance/Insurance • Monday, January 11, 2021 • Permalink