“The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
“RT @bitterpuss: The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed” was posted on Twitter by Jacqueline ten Klei on March 2, 2010. (The original tweet is not available.) “The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of our office is that water bottles are allowed” was posted on Twitter by Jodes McKnowitAll later on March 2, 2010.
Twitter
Wames
@Wames_Jaters
the beauty of vodka is it looks exactly like water, so no-one knows my problem. The downside is i forget it’s not water and add it to my tea
5:36 PM · May 19, 2009·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Jacqueline ten Klei
@Jacq_says
RT @bitterpuss: The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed.
6:17 PM · Mar 2, 2010·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Ramon
@Mostlyworking
RT @JuanitoVeloz RT @bitterpuss: The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is http://tl.gd/d5uei
6:39 PM · Mar 2, 2010·TwitBird
Twitter
Recovering Smashdummy
@BLOCKSTAR87
RT @BestAt: RT @bitterpuss: The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed.
8:11 PM · Mar 2, 2010·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Jodes McKnowitAll
@auntiejodie
The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of our office is that water bottles are allowed.
8:19 PM · Mar 2, 2010·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water.
The beauty of my workplace is that water bottles aren’t forbidden.
7:05 PM · May 1, 2012·TweetDeck
Google Books
5,000 Great One Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing
2012
Pg. ?:
The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the office is that water bottles are allowed.
Twitter
Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed.
3:00 PM · Feb 19, 2014·Twitter Ads
Twitter
Wayne Brady
@Waynester1999
The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are permissible. Just putting that out there.
3:50 AM · Jul 11, 2018·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Randi Athenas
@RandiAthenas
The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed.
7:21 PM · May 16, 2021·dlvr.it
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