Sometimes a candy vending machine fails to return a candy bar. Sometimes the vending machine returns two candy bars.
“Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine” is a saying that has been printed on many images. “Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine...” was posted on Twitter by 鉁―e馃拫 on August 23, 2011. The saying (shown on an ecard by Someecards) was posted on Facebook by Murray Grant on August 26, 2013. Authorship is uncertain; the saying possibly originated on the ecard.
Twitter
鉁―e馃拫
@Im_DeDe
Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine…
9:43 AM 路 Aug 23, 2011路Status Shuffle
Twitter
Sunil Das Sharma
@Sunillin
Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
1:31 PM 路 Aug 30, 2011路Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Jenny From The Block
@possibilities24
Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
9:37 PM 路 Sep 3, 2011路Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Subject Unknown
@UnicornSyrup
Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
11:35 PM 路 Oct 10, 2011路Twitter Web Client
Twitter
馃枻馃惡 //
@mdsndnh
Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has never had two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine
11:14 AM 路 Oct 12, 2011路Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Alan Garner
@WolfpackAlan
Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
5:45 AM 路 Jun 23, 2013路Hootsuite
Facebook
Murray Grant
August 26, 2013 at 11:21 PM
("Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine” is shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
Twitter
Alan Garner
@WolfpackAlan
Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
11:04 AM 路 Oct 24, 2013路Buffer
Google Groups: rec.boats
Anyone who says…
John H
Mar 28, 2018, 5:40:35 PM
...their wedding day was the best day of their life has obviously never had two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine!
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/joefalco999 May 12, 2021
Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has obviously never had two candy bars fall at once from a vending machine.
iFunny
best_best
22 oct 2021
The best!
Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
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cheleadam
26 feb 2022
Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
ANYONE WHO SAYS THEIR WEDDING DAY WAS THE BEST DAY OF THEIR LIFE HAS OBVIOUSLY NEVER HAD TWO CANDY BARS FALL DOWN AT ONCE FROM A VENDING MACHINE.
5:49 AM 路 Oct 26, 2022路Twitter Web App
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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