Sometimes a candy vending machine fails to return a candy bar. Sometimes the vending machine returns two candy bars.
   
“Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine” is a saying that has been printed on many images. “Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine…” was posted on Twitter by ✨De💋 on August 23, 2011. The saying (shown on an ecard by Someecards) was posted on Facebook by Murray Grant on August 26, 2013. Authorship is uncertain; the saying possibly originated on the ecard.
   
     
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✨De💋
@Im_DeDe
Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine…
9:43 AM · Aug 23, 2011·Status Shuffle
   
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Sunil Das Sharma
@Sunillin
Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
1:31 PM · Aug 30, 2011·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Jenny From The Block
@possibilities24
Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
9:37 PM · Sep 3, 2011·Twitter Web Client
 
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Subject Unknown
@UnicornSyrup
Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
11:35 PM · Oct 10, 2011·Twitter Web Client
 
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🖤🐺 //
@mdsndnh
Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has never had two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine
11:14 AM · Oct 12, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
     
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Alan Garner
@WolfpackAlan
Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
5:45 AM · Jun 23, 2013·Hootsuite
   
Facebook
Murray Grant
August 26, 2013 at 11:21 PM
(“Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine”  is shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
 
Twitter
Alan Garner
@WolfpackAlan
Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
11:04 AM · Oct 24, 2013·Buffer
 
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Anyone who says…
John H
Mar 28, 2018, 5:40:35 PM
...their wedding day was the best day of their life has obviously never had two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine!
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/joefalco999 May 12, 2021
Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has obviously never had two candy bars fall at once from a vending machine.
   
iFunny
best_best
22 oct 2021
The best!
Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
   
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cheleadam
26 feb 2022
Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
ANYONE WHO SAYS THEIR WEDDING DAY WAS THE BEST DAY OF THEIR LIFE HAS OBVIOUSLY NEVER HAD TWO CANDY BARS FALL DOWN AT ONCE FROM A VENDING MACHINE.
5:49 AM · Oct 26, 2022·Twitter Web App