“Apparently the best way to get a strong cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So I always slap the wife before she goes into the kitchen!” is a tea joke that has been printed on several images. “Apparently the best way to get a strong cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So I always smack the bitch before she goes in the kitchen” was posted on Twitter on October 7, 2010.
“Apparently the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap my girlfriend’s ass and say, ‘‘2 sugar’s fatty!’” was posted on Twitter on January 19, 2011.
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Karl King
@coldlikecustard
Apparently the best way to get a strong cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So I always smack the bitch before she goes in the kitchen
8:32 AM - 7 Oct 2010
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Graeme Hawkins
@GH_09
Apparently the best way to get a strong cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So I always slap the wife before she goes into the kitchen! 😉
9:14 AM - 10 Oct 2010
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Textjoker
@textjoker
the best way to get a strong cup of tea, is to agitate the bag. So I always smack the bitch in the gob, before she goes into the kitchen.
6:36 AM - 23 Oct 2010
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Jimi Walsh
@JimiWalsh
Apparently the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag
So every morning I slap my girlfriend’s ass and say, ‘‘2 sugar’s fatty!”
3:56 PM - 19 Jan 2011
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John Edden
@johnedden
RT @iWibbly: Tetley say best way to make a cuppa is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap the wife on the arse & say two sugars fatty
7:53 AM - 21 Jan 2011
12 November 2011, Townsville (Queensland) Bulletin, “Junk Femail: by Andy Toulson, pg. 330:
Experts tell us that the best way to make a perfect cup of tea is to agitate the bag.
So, every morning, I shout: “Two sugars, fat arse!”
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January 8, 2014 ·
According to tetley the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap the wife on the arse and say two sugars fatty
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
They say the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag.
So I poke the mrs and say put the kettle on fatty.
1:45 AM - 16 Jan 2016
Me.Me
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