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Entry from April 18, 2018
“The cashier said, ‘Strip down, facing me.’ How was I to know she actually meant my debit card?”

A cashier joke has been printed on many images:

“The cashier said, ‘Strip down, facing me.’ How was I to know she actually meant my debit card?”

“And then another idiotic moment was when I was trying to swipe my credit card. The cashier dude was like ‘Strip down’ and I” was posted on Twitter on January 3, 2010. “Had a bit of a mix up at the store today… Apparently, when the cashier said ‘strip down facing me’, she was referring to my debit card” was posted on Twitter on April 11, 2012, when the joke went viral.


Twitter
Nicole P.
@thebluemartien
Replying to @solitaireclay07
@solitaireclay07 And then another idiotic moment was when I was trying to swipe my credit card. The cashier dude was like “Strip down” and I
4:16 PM - 3 Jan 2010

Twitter
~*Hurricane*~
@hurricaneontour
hmm, my friend has toldz me she’s been banned from Wal*Mart as cashier sayz strip down face up & apparently cashier meant the credit card :/
8:33 PM - 29 Oct 2010

Twitter
Matthew Macdonald
@macdonald_matt1
Went to Costco, the cashier, instructing how to use the card swiper “strip down, facing me” oops I (cont) http://tl.gd/7vie1t
9:03 PM - 6 Jan 2011

Twitter
Helen Escott
@hescott
Using ATM at Lawton’s male teen cashier says “Strip down, in front of me” I say “You don’t make enough to ask me that” He’s still in shock.
8:01 PM - 7 Oct 2011

Twitter
Davey Love
@DAVEYLOVE
I couldn’t get my debit card to work in CVS so the cashier says “Strip down facing me!” I said “ In your dreams you pervert.”
12:33 PM - 21 Dec 2011

Twitter
JЄFF HЦЙTЁ®™ #➍➐
@HunterFourSeven
Had a bit of a mix up at the store today… Apparently, when the cashier said “strip down facing me”, she was referring to my debit card.
9:35 AM - 11 Apr 2012

Twitter
Frankie Everett
@frankieeverett
Had a big mix up at the store today… Apparently, when the cashier said strip down facing me,she was referring to my credit card.
10:55 AM - 11 Apr 2012

Twitter
Jessica Northey-Shaw
@JessicaNorthey
Big mix up today… apparently, when the cashier says “strip down facing me” they’re referring to your credit card.
8:55 PM - 12 Apr 2012

Twitter
Shimmy
@Shimmycocopuffs
The cashier told me “Strip down, facing me.”
How was I supposed to know she was talking about my debit card?
5:28 PM - 7 Sep 2016

Reddit—Jokes
I got kicked out of the grocery store while trying to pay with a debit card.
submitted July 10, 2017 by richardec
The terminal instruction read “strip down, facing cashier”.
I locked eyes for dominance.

Twitter
ClintonMSix14
@ClintonMSix14
Today I went to Bass Pro to purchase a new gun. when I was ready to pay the cashier she said “strip down, facing me.”
So I did just as she instructed. After the hysterical shrieking and alarms stopped, I found out she was talking about how to place my credit card in the reader🙄
6:40 PM - 17 Apr 2018

Twitter
🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
The cashier told me ; “Strip down, facing me”... How was I to know she actually meant my debit card ? 🙈😬🤭
4:30 PM - 18 Apr 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Wednesday, April 18, 2018 • Permalink