“The closest I get to a spa day is when the steam from the dishwasher smacks me in the face” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
 
“So looks like the closest I’m getting to a spa day is an accidental face steam from the dishwasher #wonderful” was posted on Twitter by Beckie Davis on February 15, 2013. “My version of the spa is sometimes I use the steam from the dishwasher to open my pores” was posted on Twitter by Babs Holm on April 17, 2016.
   
“The closest I get to spa day is when the steam from the dishwasher smacks me in the face” was posted on Twitter by Anita Nel (and others) on July 26, 2017. The saying possibly originated from an image.
   
       
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Beckie Davis
@BeckieDavis2
So looks like the closest I’m getting to a spa day is an accidental face steam from the dishwasher #wonderful
6:30 PM · Feb 15, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Babs Holm
@babbytomeetyou
My version of the spa is sometimes I use the steam from the dishwasher to open my pores
4:46 PM · Apr 17, 2016 from Portland, OR·Twitter for iPhone
 
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ECakebread
@emmy73c
Closest I get to a spa day is when the steam from the dishwasher smacks me in the face
1:34 PM · Jul 26, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Anita Nel
@_AnitaNel
The closest I get to spa day is when the steam from the dishwasher smacks me in the face.
1:50 PM · Jul 26, 2017·Twitter for Android
   
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champagne joey
@4EverPina
The closest I get to a spa day is when the steam from the dishwasher smacks me in the face.
6:02 PM · Jul 26, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Robin_#LoveMyRangers
@robinbobo
The closest I get to a spa day is when the steam from the dishwasher smacks me right in the face.
6:06 PM · Jul 27, 2017·Twitter Web Client
 
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Mischievous Mermaid
@JocMaxedOut
The closest I get to a spa day is when the steam from the dishwasher smacks me in the face.
3:50 PM · Nov 19, 2018·Twitter for Android
     
Google Books
Title To Get A Spa Day I Have To Let The Steam From The Dishwasher Smack Me In The Face: A Funny Gift for Busy Moms
Author Pansy D. Price
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 1082010537, 9781082010538
Length 122 pages
       
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Nádúr Spa Ballygarry House
February 13, 2019 ·
The closest thing I get to a spa day is when the steam from the dishwasher smacks me in the face
 
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Dee’s Beauty
September 13, 2019 ·
The closest I come to a spa day is when the steam from the dishwasher hits me in the face.🤦‍♀️😅
 
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Nancy Valdez
@Lyvkirah
The closest I get to a spa day is when steam from the dishwasher smacks me in the face.
8:11 PM · Oct 4, 2020·Studiorific