American comedian Pauly Casillas tweeted on January 7, 2013:
“The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.”
The line says “this year,” but Casillas tweeted the same line again on April 20. 2014. The one-liner has been included in several articles on funny tweets about food.
Twitter
pauly casillas
@PaulyPeligroso
The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.
9:20 AM - 7 Jan 2013
Twitter
pauly casillas
@PaulyPeligroso
The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.
6:34 PM - 20 Apr 2014
NDTVA
The 20 Funniest Tweets About Food
Pragati Shukla , NDTV, Modified: May 20, 2014 15:24 IST
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pauly casillas
@PaulyPeligroso
The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.
6:34 PM - 20 Apr 2014
reddit
The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history. (self.oneliners)
submitted November 20, 2015 by bobvids
Spoon University
13 Hilarious Food Tweets by Your Favorite Celebrities
Unfortunately, your hangry pizza tweets don’t count.
Rose Ferrao
Queen’s University
January 7, 2016
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12. Pauly Casillas
The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.
— pauly casillas (@PaulyPeligroso) April 20, 2014
No need to feel guilty – diets can be a bad idea anyway.
lifehacker
10 Funny Food Tweets That Will Drive You Crazy
Gunja DeoJun 10, 2016, 04.46 PM IST
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pauly casillas
@PaulyPeligroso
The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.
6:34 PM - 20 Apr 2014
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