One joke about losing some weight is:
“The doctor told me that I need to lose some weight, so I bought a dog, named him ‘Some Weight,’ and lost him.”
The joke was posted on Twitter by Marie on March 15, 2016.
“Why did the guy name his dog 5 Miles?"/"So every day he can say, ‘I just walked 5 Miles’” is a similar joke.
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Maria
@ItsLefty_Suckas
Doctor told me I need to loose some wieght, so I bought a dog named some weight and I lost him - @KhadiDon 😂😂😂😂
11:24 PM - 15 Mar 2016
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RaphaelDonLaGhetto
@djDonWill
“Doctor said I need to loose weight, so I bought a dog and name him weight… And lost him”
11:26 PM - 15 Mar 2016
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Amber Holloway
@Illustrious_me
The doctor told me I need to lose some weight, so I bought a dog and named him Some-weight and I lost him 😂 @KhadiDon
11:56 PM - 15 Mar 2016
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Travis Hilton?
@drumsandstuff1
Doctor told me to lose some weight, so I got a dog, named him “some weight” and lost him.
#badumtis
10:08 AM - 17 Mar 2016
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Dabvid
@David_Huff24
#JokeWednesday My mom told me to lose some weight, so i bought a dog, named him weight, and lost him🐶
7:39 PM - 23 Mar 2016
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Khrystinah ✨
@krobles422
my mom told me to lose some weight so I bought a dog, named him some weight & I lost him. ..😭
11:03 PM - 9 Aug 2016
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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