One joke about losing some weight is:
“The doctor told me that I need to lose some weight, so I bought a dog, named him ‘Some Weight,’ and lost him.”
The joke was posted on Twitter by Marie on March 15, 2016.
βWhy did the guy name his dog 5 Miles?"/"So every day he can say, βI just walked 5 Miles’” is a similar joke.
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Maria
β@ItsLefty_Suckas
Doctor told me I need to loose some wieght, so I bought a dog named some weight and I lost him - @KhadiDon ππππ
11:24 PM - 15 Mar 2016
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RaphaelDonLaGhetto
β@djDonWill
“Doctor said I need to loose weight, so I bought a dog and name him weight… And lost him”
11:26 PM - 15 Mar 2016
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Amber Holloway
β@Illustrious_me
The doctor told me I need to lose some weight, so I bought a dog and named him Some-weight and I lost him π @KhadiDon
11:56 PM - 15 Mar 2016
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Travis Hilton?
β@drumsandstuff1
Doctor told me to lose some weight, so I got a dog, named him “some weight” and lost him.
#badumtis
10:08 AM - 17 Mar 2016
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Dabvid
β@David_Huff24
#JokeWednesday My mom told me to lose some weight, so i bought a dog, named him weight, and lost himπΆ
7:39 PM - 23 Mar 2016
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Khrystinah β¨
β@krobles422
my mom told me to lose some weight so I bought a dog, named him some weight & I lost him. ..π
11:03 PM - 9 Aug 2016