Toddlers put many things in their mouths, then often run away quickly when a parent tries to take it out. “The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth” is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Ramblin Mama on December 5, 2018.
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Ramblin Mama
@ramblinma
The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.
9:47 PM · Dec 5, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Family Time 4U
@familytime4u
RT HuffPostParents “RT ramblinma: The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.”
9:13 AM · Dec 7, 2018·IFTTT
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Jane Doe
@TestUserJaneDoe
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Ramblin Mama
@ramblinma
The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.
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9:47 PM - Dec 5, 2018
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Grooveguy1
@Grooveguy1
The fastest land mammal is a toddler who has been asked what’s in their mouth. 🏃🏃🏃
12:52 PM · Jan 20, 2019·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/amannamedjay
1 year ago (Probably January 2019.—ed.)
The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.
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Sniper Barbie
@LadyRed_6
The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.
#trueThis !!!
9:41 AM · Jul 9, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Allira93 August 17, 2019
What’s the fastest land mammal?
A toddler that has been asked what is in their mouth.
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Megan Elizabeth Grizzle 💕
@Megenn_Millerr
The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth! #momlife
4:57 PM · Jan 9, 2020 from Murfreesboro, TN·Twitter for iPhone
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