A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 26, 2020
“The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth”

Toddlers put many things in their mouths, then often run away quickly when a parent tries to take it out. “The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth” is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Ramblin Mama on December 5, 2018.


Twitter
Ramblin Mama
@ramblinma
The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.
9:47 PM · Dec 5, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Family Time 4U
@familytime4u
RT HuffPostParents “RT ramblinma: The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.”
9:13 AM · Dec 7, 2018·IFTTT

Twitter
Jane Doe
@TestUserJaneDoe
27 Of The Funniest Tweets By Women This Week
“The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.”
View Entire Post › https://buzzfeed.com/erinchack/women-tweets-12-10-2018
#news #things #buzzfeed #feed
11:16 PM · Dec 11, 2018·Hopscotch Social

HuffPost
The 50 Most Hilarious Tweets From Parents In 2018
These tweets will likely keep you laughing through the new year.

By Taylor Pittman
12/21/2018 05:45am EST
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Ramblin Mama
@ramblinma
The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.
10.8K
9:47 PM - Dec 5, 2018

Twitter
Grooveguy1
@Grooveguy1
The fastest land mammal is a toddler who has been asked what’s in their mouth. 🏃🏃🏃
12:52 PM · Jan 20, 2019·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/amannamedjay
1 year ago (Probably January 2019.—ed.)
The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.

Twitter
Sniper Barbie
@LadyRed_6
The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.
#trueThis !!!
9:41 AM · Jul 9, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Allira93 August 17, 2019
What’s the fastest land mammal?
A toddler that has been asked what is in their mouth.

Twitter
Megan Elizabeth Grizzle 💕
@Megenn_Millerr
The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth! #momlife
4:57 PM · Jan 9, 2020 from Murfreesboro, TN·Twitter for iPhone

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