A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 14, 2018
“The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte”

A joke about Apple Inc. computers and the creation story story of Adam and Eve has been printed on many images. “Oldest #computer can be traced back to #Adam & #Eve. #Guess What Its an #Apple wid limited memory. Just 1 bite & Then everything crashed” was posted on Twitter on November 1, 2016. “1st computer can be traced back to Adam & Eve. It was an Apple. But with extremely limited memory. Just 1 bite. Then everything crashed!” was posted on Twitter on November 2, 2016.

“Bite” is often changed to “byte.” “Oldest computer traced back to Adam & Eve It was an Apple. With extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. Then everything crashed..” was posted on Twitter on November 2, 2016.


Wikipedia: Apple Inc.
Apple Inc. is an American multinational technology company headquartered in Cupertino, California, that designs, develops, and sells consumer electronics, computer software, and online services. The company’s hardware products include the iPhone smartphone, the iPad tablet computer, the Mac personal computer, the iPod portable media player, the Apple Watch smartwatch, the Apple TV digital media player, and the HomePod smart speaker. Apple’s software includes the macOS and iOS operating systems, the iTunes media player, the Safari web browser, and the iLife and iWork creativity and productivity suites, as well as professional applications like Final Cut Pro, Logic Pro, and Xcode.

Twitter
Su B
@IncorrigIible
Oldest #computer can be traced back to #Adam & #Eve. #Guess What Its an #Apple wid limited memory. Just 1 bite & Then everything crashed😜
6:14 AM - 1 Nov 2016

Twitter
Sabby
@musedcynosure
1st computer can be traced back to Adam & Eve.
It was an Apple.
But with extremely limited memory. Just 1 bite. Then everything crashed! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
1:00 AM - 2 Nov 2016

Twitter
sophia ajaz
@bubbly111
COMPUTERS:
The oldest and the first computer can be traced back to Adam & Eve.
It was an APPLE.
But with just 1 BITE
Then everything CRASHED
4:08 PM - 2 Nov 2016

Twitter
m_gesh
@m_gesh
Oldest computer traced back to Adam & Eve
It was an Apple.
With extremely limited memory.
Just 1 byte..
Then everything crashed..
10:05 PM - 2 Nov 2016

Reddit—Jokes
The first computer can be traced back as far as Adam and Eve
submitted November 28, 2016 by moviuro
It was an Apple with extremely limited memory: just one bite.
Then everything crashed.

Reddit—Jokes
The oldest computer…
submitted March 19, 2017 by AgentElement
The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.
Yes, it was an Apple.
But with an extremely limited memory.
Just one byte.
Then everything crashed.

Reddit—Funny
Oldest Computer. (self.funny)
submitted April 4, 2017 by shawshanks
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple computer.
It has very limited memory.
Just 1 byte.
Then everything crashed. F*ck!

Reddit—Jokes
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.
submitted April 23, 2017 by Ssjmagnus
It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

Reddit—Jokes
First computer
submitted January 24, 2018 by dmcatalin2
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Reddit—Puns
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed. (self.puns)
submitted February 18, 2018 by moses10960

Reddit—Oneliners
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
submitted May 15, 2018 by mjo7190

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