A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
“What is a golfer’s favorite drink?"/"Green tea.” (1/30)
“A prisoner walks into a bar…” (bar joke) (1/30)
“A blind prisoner walks into a bar…” (bar joke) (1/30)
“What is a golfer’s favorite drink?"/"Green tee.” (1/30)
“What is a golfer’s favorite drink?"/"Green tea.” (1/30)
More new entries...

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z


Entry from January 07, 2021
“The first five florists I called today knew absolutely nothing about laying carpet or tile…”

A “florist” (someone who sells flowers) is not the same as a “floorist” (a seldom-used term for some who sells or repairs floors), but there are jokes.

“The first 5 florists I called knew nothing about carpet or tile… and suddenly I’m the idiot. Go figure” was posted on Twitter by Alice Mills on February 1, 2020. “The first three florist I called knew nothing about carpet or tile. Now I’m the idiot?!?” was posted on Facebook by Steven T. Hanenburg later on February 1, 2020. “The first five florists I called today knew absolutely nothing about laying carpet or tile. And suddenly I’m the idiot.....” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on September 3, 2020. Authorship of the joke is unknown.


Twitter
Alice Mills
@millsalice144
The first 5 florists I called knew nothing about carpet or tile… and suddenly I’m the idiot. Go figure.
4:55 PM · Feb 1, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
Steven T. Hanenburg
February 1, 2020 at 5:58 PM ·
The first three florist I called knew nothing about carpet or tile. Now I’m the idiot?!?

Twitter
Doc
@DocAtCDI
The first 5 Florists I called from the phone book knew nothing about carpet or tile. 
And Suddenly, I’m the idiot?
3:00 AM · Feb 3, 2020·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Michael Lañe
@1MichaelLane
The first five florists I called from the phone book knew noting about carpet or tile. And suddenly, I’m the idiot.
12:43 PM · Feb 5, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
Swimmer Construction
February 13, 2020 at1"07 AM ·
The first 5 Florists I called knew NOTHING about, tile, carpet or installing & finishing hardwood!
So suddenly I’m the Idiot?

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Arkham_Asylum27 September 3, 2020
The first five florists I called today knew absolutely nothing about laying carpet or tile.
And suddenly I’m the idiot.....

Twitter
Nessa + Macie Doodle
@DoodleNessa
The first few florists I called from the phone book knew nothing about carpet or tile, + suddenly I’m the idiot.
#WednesdayVibes
3:05 PM · Feb 5, 2020·Twitter Web App

Facebook
Crazy World
Poster based in Spain · January 7, 2021 at 12:19 PM ·
The first five Florists I called from the phone book knew nothing about carpet or tile. And suddenly, I’m the idiot.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBuildings/Housing/Parks • Thursday, January 07, 2021 • Permalink