A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from October 29, 2020
“The hardest part of making skimmed milk is throwing the cows across the lake”

"Skimmed milk” has nothing to do with “stone skimming,” but there are jokes.

“The hardest part of making skimmed milk is throwing the cows across the lake” was posted on Twitter by English writer and stand-up comedian Gary Delaney on April 30, 2016.


Wikipedia: Skimmed milk
Skimmed milk (British English), or skim milk (American English), is made when all the milkfat is removed from whole milk. It tends to contain around 0.1% fat.

Wikipedia: Stone skimming
Stone skipping and stone skimming are considered related but distinct activities: both refer to the art of throwing a flat stone across the water in such a way (usually Sidearm) that it bounces off the surface. The objective of “skipping” is to see how many times a stone can bounce before it sinks into the water; the objective of “skimming” is to see how far a bouncing stone can travel across the water before it sinks into the water.

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Gary Delaney
@GaryDelaney
The hardest part of making skimmed milk is throwing the cows across the lake.
8:34 PM · Apr 30, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

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Matt Aylott
@mattaylott
The hardest part of making skimmed milk is throwing the cows across the lake
1:16 PM · May 7, 2016·Twitter Web Client

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savanna
@brrSav
The hardest part about making skimmed milk is throwing the cows across the lake
5:45 AM · May 29, 2016 from Brigham, England·Twitter for Android

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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
The hardest part about making skimmed milk must be throwing the cows across the lake
5:27 PM · Sep 9, 2016·Twitter Web Client

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Tom
@httpstoast
Hardest part about making skimmed milk is throwing the cows across the lake.
7:45 AM · Jun 1, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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Broken Puppet☕
@java_assassin
Hardest part of making skimmed milk is throwing the cows across a lake.
8:38 PM · Mar 30, 2020·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/jtrier1 October 29, 2020
Hardest part of making skimmed milk must be throwing the cows across the lake

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, October 29, 2020 • Permalink