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Entry from May 24, 2018
“The local Goodwill burned down last night. A person died from second-hand smoke”

Goodwill Industries is a second-hand store. It doesn’t necessarily have second-hand smoke, but there are jokes.

“Fire guts warehouse, parked Goodwill trucks in San Francisco. Firefighters concerned about amount of second-hand smoke” was posted on FARK.com on June 21, 2007. “Trailer full of donations catches fire at Missouri Goodwill store, creating dangerous amounts of second-hand smoke” was posted on Twitter on November 25, 2010. “Secondhand smoke kills 600,000 a year. How many more must die until we ban cigarettes from being sold at the Goodwill?” was posted on Twitter on November 26, 2010.

“The local Goodwill burned down last night. A person died from second hand smoke” was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on May 24, 2018.


FARK.com
Fire guts warehouse, parked Goodwill trucks in San Francisco. Firefighters concerned about amount of second-hand smoke ( cbs5.com)
More: Obvious
posted to Main » on 21 Jun 2007 at 4:44 PM

Twitter
Marquita Loo
@marquitainne5
Trailer full of donations catches fire at Missouri Goodwill store, creating dangerous amounts of second-hand smoke
5:22 PM - 25 Nov 2010

Twitter
Hayden Black
@haydenblack
Secondhand smoke kills 600,000 a year. How many more must die until we ban cigarettes from being sold at the Goodwill?
12:08 PM - 26 Nov 2010

Twitter
drunkle spence
@spencetology
If you got lung cancer after visiting Goodwill. That would probably be from second-hand smoke...right? #SpenceQuote
11:24 AM - 2 Nov 2012

Twitter
Mike McB
@MikeMcNah
Lets go to goodwill and get some second hand smoke @quintoxicated
7:56 PM - 9 Apr 2013

Twitter
tech_pirate 🏴‍☠️
@tech_pirate
If you’re in a Goodwill and it catches fire, be sure not to inhale any secondhand smoke.
5:25 PM - 13 Jul 2013

Twitter
Mitchell Brooks
@mitchelldonaldb
Burn a goodwill call it second hand smoke
7:14 PM - 10 Jun 2014

Twitter
Nathan Kingsley
@ntkingsley
I just read a news story about a Goodwill that caught fire. Talk about second hand smoke.
12:44 PM - 15 May 2015

Twitter
Mitchell Brooks
@mitchelldonaldb
So a goodwill caught on fire. Several died due to second hand smoke…
7:52 PM - 6 Aug 2015

Twitter
Jim
@GibJimson
When I’m out of cigarettes I go to Goodwill for secondhand smoke.
9:41 PM - 19 Nov 2015

FARK.com
Massive fire at recycling center fills area with secondhand smoke ( metro.co.uk)
More: Scary, Control spokesperson, massive blaze, black smoke, Wolverhampton, West Midlands, local stations, Black Country, Walsall
posted to Business » on 07 Aug 2016 at 12:20 PM

Twitter
M. Couture
@drewcy_couture
I get all my secondhand smoke from Goodwill
12:00 PM - 12 May 2017

Reddit—Dad Jokes
The local Goodwill burned down last night. A person died from second hand smoke. (self.dadjokes)
submitted May 24, 2018 by shopcounterbill

Twitter
c0nc0rdance
@c0nc0rdance
Dad Joke of the Day:
I just heard someone was hospitalized after the local Goodwill burned down.  Apparently he inhaled too much secondhand smoke.
#DJotD
4:55 PM - 24 May 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Thursday, May 24, 2018 • Permalink