A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from August 14, 2022
“I took my wife to an orchard for her birthday. Apparently, it wasn’t the Apple watch she wanted”

An Apple Watch is not the same as watching apples, but there are jokes.


Wikipedia: Apple Watch
Apple Watch is a line of smartwatches produced by Apple Inc. It incorporates fitness tracking, health-oriented capabilities, and wireless telecommunication, and integrates with iOS and other Apple products and services.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/NebulaeWorms December 7, 2019
It was my wife’s birthday the other day
I took her to an orchard and we stood there for 20 minutes.
Apparently it wasn’t the Apple watch she wanted..

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Nymphomanius August 10, 2020
I took my wife to an orchard for her birthday and we stood there looking at the trees for about 30 minutes
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/zu-den-sternen August 2, 2021
For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Mickey_James August 8, 2021
I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there staring at trees for more than an hour.
Apparently this was NOT the Apple Watch she was expecting for her birthday.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/HuangWaang January 16, 2022
The wife wanted an Apple Watch for Christmas
So today I’m taking her to look at an orchard of Granny Smith trees

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/The-Guvnor January 18, 2022
For her birthday, i took my girlfriend to an orchard we stood there looking at the trees for about an hour.
Not the apple watch she wanted apparently…

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/808gecko808 April 1, 2022
For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Apparently…
...not the Apple Watch she was expecting.

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