“A Lysol commercial just said to disinfect the thing you touch the most. Fuck!!! This is gonna burn” is a jocular line that was posted on Twitter by Mark on February 20, 2011. “THE LYSOL COMMERCIAL TOLD ME TO DISINFECT THE THINGS I TOUCH THE MOST. I HAVE A FEELING THIS IS GOING TO BURN” was posted on Facebook by Funny thoughts and jokes on March 11, 2020.
   
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic brought a CDC version of the joke.  “CDC says to disinfect whatever you touch the most. I advise you to not do that. It freaking burns” was posted on Twitter by Chase Gallaway on March 13, 2020. “THE CDC SAYS TO DISINFECT THE PLACES THAT YOU TOUCH THE MOST. DON’T DO IT, IT FREAKING BURNS!” was posted on Facebook by Funny thoughts and jokes on April 24, 2020.
   
   
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.
   
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Mark
@MarkInTombstone
A Lysol commercial just said to disinfect the thing you touch the most. Fuck!!! This is gonna burn.
3:24 AM · Feb 20, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®
   
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Rachel Hope
@hopess13
Lysol commercial says to spray it on what you touch the most…I think this is going to sting, but I’ll give it a shot!
10:23 PM · Jul 8, 2011·Twitter for Android
   
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Subject Unknown
@UnicornSyrup
You’re supposed to lysol the things you touch the most…I’m just afraid it’s going to burn.
5:35 AM · Aug 20, 2011·Twitter Web Client
   
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Morg
@morg1219
Lysol says it’s for disinfecting the things you touch the most… Not sure I want to spray it there. 😊
7:47 PM · Dec 8, 2011·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Will O’Fend
@willoffendyou
When Lysol says to use their wipes on the things you touch the most, I don’t think they mean your balls
6:05 PM · Jan 31, 2012·UberSocial for Android
 
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JayAr Rosalez
@djabsolute_501
Lysol commercial seh mek I must “disinfect the thing you touch the most.” Just got wa feeling this wa burn
11:11 PM · Jun 9, 2019·Facebook
   
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March 11, 2020 ·
THE LYSOL COMMERCIAL TOLD ME TO DISINFECT THE THINGS I TOUCH THE MOST.
I HAVE A FEELING THIS IS GOING TO BURN.
 
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TeddyGare
@TeddyGare
Due to the #coronavirus, they say you should spray the things you touch the most to disinfect them.
That stuff stings
9:22 AM · Mar 11, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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Gary Scott McMurtrie
@jago5o
Lysol commercial said to disinfect the things you touch the most. I have a feeling this is going to burn!
7:50 AM · Mar 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Jacob
@JRumer13
“They say disinfect everything you touch the most with Lysol…
You know that’s gonna burn…”
10:00 AM · Mar 13, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
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Reverend Calvin Barnes
@VoiceofCal
The CDC is advising using lysol to frequently clean items you touch the most.
I think I’m doing it too often, I’m getting a rash.
11:53 AM · Mar 13, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
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Chase Gallaway
@ChaseGallaway
CDC says to disinfect whatever you touch the most. I advise you to not do that. It freaking burns.
9:29 PM · Mar 13, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Lain McIntyre
@LainMcintyre
Just saw a commercial from Lysol that said to disinfect the things you touch the most.
I think this might burn a bit, but here goes…
12:54 PM · Mar 14, 2020·Twitter for Android
   
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RANDY DANNER
@Thunder_65
Replying to @the_tennisgrl
The Lysol commercial, told me to disinfect the things I touch the most. Because of you, I have a feeling that this is going to burn.
1:20 PM · Mar 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Kevin 3
@KevinAtheist
Men, in isolation ?  Remember to disinfect with Lysol that thing you touch the most, eben if it burns
4:54 AM · Apr 13, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
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James Anderson
@rattlinbones45
The CDC says to disinfect the places that you touch the most…
All I have to say about that is, Don’t do it…It burns like hell
11:36 AM · Apr 23, 2020·Twitter Web App
     
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April 24, 2020 ·
THE CDC SAYS TO DISINFECT THE PLACES THAT YOU TOUCH THE MOST. DON’T DO IT, IT FREAKING BURNS!
 
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Coach McNew
@CoachMcNewPHS
Docs said to disinfect the places you touch the most but be careful, my kids said it really burns.
10:47 AM · Apr 25, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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pERRY
@itsmeRRP
When they say disinfect the areas you touch the most, it doesn’t mean body parts
#FakeDisinfectantFacts
1:02 PM · Apr 26, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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private tabs
@TabsPrivate
Lol @CDCgov you say to disinfect things you touch the most. I’m here to tell you it burns like hell.
11:37 PM · Apr 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Damen Brewer
@NamelessBasher
The CDC say to disinfect the places you touch the most. Don’t do it, it fucking burns.
1:56 AM · Apr 30, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
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Nathaniel
@Nathani98363242
Every time the CDC tells me to disinfect areas I touch the most often, I dip my balls in Clorox.
Shit lemme tell you it burns, but the government said to do it, therefore I MUST.
3:49 PM · May 3, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
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Ralph
@RalphBucci
The CDC says to disinfect the places that you touch the most….
DON’T DO IT. It freaking burns
11:25 PM · May 6, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Dave Parker
@dave2077
The CDC says to disinfect the places that you touch the most. Don’t do it! It fucking burns
12:28 PM · May 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone