"Pear annoyed” sounds a little bit like “paranoid.” “The most nervous fruit is a pear annoyed. #sopunny” was posted on Twitter by Emma Marshall on March 29, 2012. “What do you call a green fruit agitated by delusions of persecution? A pear annoyed” was posted on Twitter by Britt on February 15, 2014.
“I keep thinking that an upset piece of fruit is talking to me. I’m a pear annoyed schizophrenic” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on April 15, 2019.
Twitter
Emma Marshall
@emarsh25
The most nervous fruit is a pear annoyed. #sopunny
9:39 AM - 29 Mar 2012
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paige randall
@OhHaiItsPaige
You sir, need a pear. #annoyed
8:09 AM - 16 Apr 2012
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九鬼
@ku___ki
1annoyed is ok. 2annoyeds is not so great because then you are a pear annoyed ❧ wait -
4:19 AM - 1 Jan 2013
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Britt
@brittianq
What do you call a green fruit agitated by delusions of persecution? A pear annoyed.
10:59 PM - 15 Feb 2014
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Ralph Jarrett
@Ralph_Jarrett
@HollyRFisher @WayneDupreeShow - A pear annoyed is an angry fruit!
3:40 PM - 19 Sep 2014
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Red Bull | Aerial Cutie
@azderot
looks like we have a pear-annoyed conspearacy theorist
1:12 AM - 25 May 2015
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/TommehBoi April 15, 2019
I keep thinking that an upset piece of fruit is talking to me.
I’m a pear annoyed schizophrenic.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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