A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from September 11, 2016
“The New York City police chief said, ‘We will never forget 9/11’” (joke)

Jokes about the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on New York City’s World Trade Center are numerous, although not politically correct. English stand-up comedian Jimmy Carr told this joke:
 
“I saw the chief of the New York City police on the news. He said, ‘We will never forget 9/11.’ I thought, ‘I should fucking hope not, it’s your phone number.’”
 
The joke has been cited on Twitter since September 10, 2009.
 
     
Wikipedia: Jimmy Carr
James Anthony Patrick “Jimmy” Carr (born 15 September 1972) is an English stand-up comedian, television host and actor, known for his signature laugh, deadpan delivery, dark humour, and use of edgy one-liners. He is also a writer, actor, and presenter of radio and television. Carr moved to a career in comedy in 2000 and has become a successful comedian.[
 
TV Tropes
Quotes / Jimmy Carr
“The American police have said they will never forget 9/11. Pretty hard too, I would think, considering it’s your phone number.”
 
Twitter
Eigil Moe
‏@eimoe
RT @FunnyJoker The American police have said they will never forget 9/11. Pretty hard too I would think considering it’s your phone number!
5:37 PM - 10 Sep 2009
 
Twitter
Steve son of steve
‏@Stevebarrasford
Watching the news the other day. The chief of NY Police said “We’ll never forget 9-11” Better not, it’s your phone number
10:58 AM - 20 Oct 2009
 
Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh (2010) Movie Script
Tell you what we do,
we build a World Trade Centre.
You’re sat there
with your arms crossed, thinking,
“That’s gonna be a fucking big building.”
We’re going to have two of them.
I saw the chief of the New York City police
on the news.
He said, “We will never forget 9/11.”
I thought, “I should fucking
hope not, it’s your phone number.”
 
Twitter
Papa Shango™
‏@Papa_Shango
New York police officer recently.. “We will never forget 9/11”
  Well i should hope not, it’s your phone number!
10:16 AM - 13 May 2010
 
Twitter
Om Robby
‏@RobbyIrawan
NYPD won’t forget 9/11. it’s their phone number.
7:23 PM - 11 Sep 2015
 
reddit
I saw the chief of a New York City police on the news
submitted September 11, 2016 by EVOSexyBeast
I saw the chief of New York City police on the news, he said “We will never forget 9/11”
I said “Well I sure fuckin’ hope not it’s your phone number”
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COMMENTS
stabbymckiller
I don’t know why I liked this so much lol

TittyTazed /
Because its Jimmy Carr’s joke

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