A pun on the two meanings of “punch” was posted on Twitter by “John” on January 31. 2015:
“The next person to ask for pineapple juice cranberry juice, lemonade and a load of cut fruit all in the same glass will get a punch.”
The joke became popular in 2017, when it was posted on Twitter by “Simon” on January 31, 2017:
“The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch.”
Twitter
John
@JFD1960
The next person to ask for pineapple juice cranberry juice, lemonade and a load of cut fruit all in the same glass will get a punch
11:53 AM - 31 Jan 2015
Twitter
Simon
@SimonsJokes
The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch.
12:34 PM - 31 Jan 2017
Facebook
Shaun"s joke page
February 2 at 8:32am ·
The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch.
Twitter
Jokes UK 🔞
@jokesuk
The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch!
2:48 PM - 3 Feb 2017
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch.
3:26 PM - 3 Feb 2017
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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