“The only stock options I have are chicken and beef” is a jocular one-line saying. “Just padded my stock options. Now I got both chicken and beef stocks” was posted on Twitter on November 24, 2009. “Weighing up my stock options. Chicken or vegetable?” was posted on Twitter on June 16, 2011.
“The only stock options I have are chicken and beef” was posted on Twitter on December 5, 2013.
“Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market,” “I see the price of Oxo cubes has shot up again. The stock market’s gone crazy,” “I started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire” and “I went to the store to buy chicken broth, but they said they were out of stock” are related “stock” jokes.
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Clark Lee
@clarklee
Just padded my stock options. Now I got both chicken and beef stocks
7:39 PM - 24 Nov 2009
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Clifford Anger
@CliffAnger
Weighing up my stock options. Chicken or vegetable?
9:36 AM - 16 Jun 2011
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Marisca Harris
@Eskakkie
The only stock options I understand are beef, chicken and vegetable.
10:46 AM - 30 Aug 2011
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Walter Forsyth
@walterforsyth
The only stock option I have is the choice between chicken or vegetable in my soup.
9:08 PM - 21 Aug 2012
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random ramblr
@RandomRamblr
The only stock options I have are chicken and beef.
4:42 PM - 5 Dec 2013
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Princess™
@a_top_bird
the only stock options i have are chicken or beef 😊
3:10 PM - 28 Dec 2013
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Ryan Figlioli
@figlioli34
The only stock options I have are chicken and beef.
8:42 AM - 18 Feb 2014 from Canton
Funny Status
The only stock options I have are chicken and beef.
May 26, 2014 Work Status Updates
The only stock options I have are chicken and beef.
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Laugh Photobooth
@laughphotobooth
The only stock options I have are chicken and beef.
7:00 AM - 7 Sep 2016
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