“The only technique I’ve mastered from watching cooking shows is screaming and swearing at everyone in the kitchen” is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The cooking shows were probably ones featuring British chef Gordon Ramsay.
“The only technique I’ve mastered from watching cooking shows is screaming and swearing at everyone in the kitchen” was posted on Twitter by Uncle Buford Solomon on April 8, 2016. This saying probably originated from an image.
“The only technique I’ve mastered from cooking shows is screaming at everyone in my kitchen” (shown on an ecard) was posted on Facebook by Crystal Darche on March 26, 2021.
Twitter
Uncle Buford Solomon
@UncleBSolomon
The only technique I’ve mastered from watching cooking shows is screaming and swearing at everyone in the kitchen.
9:02 PM · Apr 8, 2016·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
RD
@ryan_nerf965
The only technique I’ve mastered from watching cooking shows is screaming and swearing at everyone in the kitchen.
8:53 PM · Apr 10, 2016·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Cliff Epithet!!
@clifba
The only technique I’ve mastered from watching cooking shows is screaming and swearing at everyone in the kitchen.
3:59 AM · Apr 11, 2016·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
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@Here_To_Laugh
The only technique I’ve mastered from watching cooking shows is screaming and swearing at everyone in the kitchen.
5:16 AM · Apr 11, 2016·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
JamesEllul
@Monstur50
The only technique I’ve mastered from watching cooking shows is screaming and swearing at everyone in the kitchen.
6:21 AM · Apr 13, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
Facebook
93.7 Kiss Country
April 18, 2016 at 3:45 PM ·
The only technique I’ve mastered from watching cooking shows is screaming and cussing at everyone in the kitchen. Gnarley Charley
Twitter
That’s it, I’m out…
@DStercl
The only technique I’ve mastered from watching cooking shows is screaming and swearing at everyone in the kitchen.
8:50 AM · May 13, 2019·Twitter Web Client
Facebook
Aunty Acid
November 9, 2020 at 8:00 AM ·
Gordon Ramsay has nothing on me!
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
The only technique
I’ve mastered
from cooking
shows is
screaming
at everyone
in the
kitchen.
Facebook
Crystal Darche
March 26, 2021 at 5:40 PM ·
no lies detected
(The following text is shown on an ecard.—ed.)
The only technique
I’ve mastered from
cooking shows is
screaming at
everyone in
my kitchen.
Facebook
im not right in the head.com added a new photo to the album: NOT RIGHT CAFE.
April 11, 2021 at 10:28 AM ·
THE ONLY TECHNIQUE I’VE MASTERED
FROM COOKING SHOWS IS
SCREAMING AT EVERYONE IN
MY KITCHEN
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