A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 14, 2017
“The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work”

"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work” is a jocular saying that has been printed on images. The saying was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on September 28, 1999.


Google Groups: rec.humor
JOKE MAIL
MCant23790
9/28/99
(...)
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

Google Groups: alt.penpals.forty-plus-yrs
JOKE: Quick Takes
Isle of Skye
11/22/99
(...)
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

10 March 2000, The Daily Herald (Arlington Heights, IL), “CEOs help each other build yellow brick road” by Jack Mabley, sec. 1, pg. 14, col. 2:
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you arrive at work.

Google Books
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Health Fair
By Fred Neil
College Station, TX: Virtualbookworm.com Publishing, Inc.
Pg. 168:
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

Google Books
E-Mail Humor
By Louis G. Morton
Victoria, BC: Trafford Publishing
2005
Pg. 138:
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

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The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

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Published on Jan 22, 2016
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Monday, August 14, 2017 • Permalink