Many businesses are opened by a ribbon-cutting ceremony. But what if the business is repairing ribbons?
“The opening ceremony for my ribbon repair business was pretty confusing” was posted on Twitter by Gian D’Oh on February 8, 2016.
“A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my ribbon-repair business yesterday!!” was posted on Sickipedia on January 11, 2019.
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Gian D’Oh
@GianDoh
The opening ceremony for our ribbon repair business was pretty confusing.
1:12 PM · Feb 8, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Nick Furlong
@itsnickfurlong
The opening ceremony for a ribbon repair business would be pretty confusing.
12:09 AM · Feb 16, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Dan Fishbach
@danfishbach
The opening ceremony for my ribbon repair business was pretty confusing.
11:23 AM · Mar 31, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
Sickipedia
A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my ribbon-repair business yesterday!!
Joke by Tosspot in Other - Random · Jan. 11, 2019 10:02 AM
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@SarcasmLiving
A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my ribbon-repair business yesterday!!
5:16 AM · Jan 11, 2019·TweetCaster for Android
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Spock of Thornaby
@Spock_Thornaby
A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my ribbon-repair business yesterday!!
5:28 AM · Jan 11, 2019·Twitter Web Client
LaffGaff
By laffgaff January 25, 2019
Grinning at really funny ribbon repair business jokeRibbon Repair Business Joke
A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my ribbon-repair business yesterday!
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/madazzahatter January 28, 2019
A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my ribbon-repair business yesterday.
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted byu/madazzahatter January 31, 2019
A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony…
...of my ribbon-repair business yesterday…
Twitter
Selena Maranjian
@SelenaMaranjian
😊
RT @GianDoh
The opening ceremony for our ribbon repair business was pretty confusing.
6:28 PM · May 13, 2020·TweetDeck
Twitter
Dennis Staples
@gosporttomarlow
A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my ribbon-repair business yesterday!
11:56 AM · Aug 14, 2020·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my ribbon-repair business yesterday!
7:55 AM · Nov 19, 2021·Twitter Web App
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