A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 28, 2019
“The opening ceremony for my ribbon repair business was pretty confusing”

Many businesses are opened by a ribbon-cutting ceremony. But what if the business is repairing ribbons? “The opening ceremony for my ribbon repair business was pretty confusing” was posted on Twitter by Dan Fishbach on March 31, 2016.

“A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my ribbon-repair business yesterday!!” was posted on Sickipedia on January 11, 2019.


Twitter
Dan Fishbach
@danfishbach
The opening ceremony for my ribbon repair business was pretty confusing.
11:23 AM - 31 Mar 2016

Twitter
Mike Miller
@storytellermike
The opening ceremony for my ribbon repair business was pretty confusing.
11:56 AM - 31 Mar 2016

Sickipedia
A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my ribbon-repair business yesterday!!
Joke by Tosspot in Other - Random ยท Jan. 11, 2019 10:02 AM

Twitter
Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my ribbon-repair business yesterday!!
5:16 AM - 11 Jan 2019

Twitter
Spock Thornaby ๐Ÿ––
@Spock_Thornaby
A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my ribbon-repair business yesterday!!
5:28 AM - 11 Jan 2019

LaffGaff
By laffgaff January 25, 2019
Grinning at really funny ribbon repair business jokeRibbon Repair Business Joke
A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of my ribbon-repair business yesterday!

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Monday, January 28, 2019 • Permalink