A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from July 02, 2022
“The other day, I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash…” (joke)

“Muscle” shouldn’t be confused with “mussel,” but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by Barry Mulligan on February 12, 2021:
     
“The other day I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash behind him. It must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.”
 
   
Twitter
Barry Mulligan
@BazzaCC
The other day I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash behind him.
It must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
8:16 PM · Feb 12, 2021·Twitter Web App
   
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boa.
@boatv_
So the other day I saw a fella dragging a clam on a leash behind him. I thought it must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
5:26 AM · Apr 24, 2022·Twitter Web App
     
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𝙏𝙤𝙢 𝙃𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙨 - Assume I’m being sarcastic.
@tlhicks713
The other day, I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash behind him.
I thought it must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
7:58 PM · Apr 24, 2022·Twitter for Android
 
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Dzintra - Author
@DzintraSullivan
Did you see the guy dragging a clam on a leash behind him?
It must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
#NotSorry
6:44 AM · Jun 10, 2022·Twitter for Android
   
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Jokes UK 🔞
@jokesuk
This morning I saw a fella dragging a clam on a leash behind him…
I thought it must be hard walking with a pulled mussel!
8:47 AM · Jun 10, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/professorf June 30, 2022
This morning I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash
And I thought, “It must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel”
 
LaffGaff
Clam On A Leash
July 2, 2022 by laffgaff
This morning I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash.
And I thought, “It must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, July 02, 2022 • Permalink


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