A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from July 01, 2022
“The other day, I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash…” (joke)

"Muscle” shouldn’t be confused with “mussel,” but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by Barry Mulligan on February 12, 2021:

“The other day I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash behind him. It must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.”


Twitter
Barry Mulligan
@BazzaCC
The other day I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash behind him.
It must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
8:16 PM 路 Feb 12, 2021路Twitter Web App

Twitter
boa.
@boatv_
So the other day I saw a fella dragging a clam on a leash behind him. I thought it must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
5:26 AM 路 Apr 24, 2022路Twitter Web App

Twitter
饾檹饾櫎饾櫌 饾檭饾櫈饾櫂饾櫊饾櫒 - Assume I’m being sarcastic.
@tlhicks713
The other day, I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash behind him.
I thought it must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
7:58 PM 路 Apr 24, 2022路Twitter for Android

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Dzintra - Author
@DzintraSullivan
Did you see the guy dragging a clam on a leash behind him?
It must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.
#NotSorry
6:44 AM 路 Jun 10, 2022路Twitter for Android

Twitter
Jokes UK 馃敒
@jokesuk
This morning I saw a fella dragging a clam on a leash behind him鈥
I thought it must be hard walking with a pulled mussel!
8:47 AM 路 Jun 10, 2022路Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/professorf June 30, 2022
This morning I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash
And I thought, “It must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel”

LaffGaff
Clam On A Leash
July 2, 2022 by laffgaff
This morning I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash.
And I thought, 鈥淚t must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.鈥

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, July 01, 2022 • Permalink