“Pansexual” has nothing to do with pans, but there are “pan pizza” jokes.
     
“I guess I’m pansexual. It accurately describes me better than bi… Except it makes me think of pan pizza, so now I’m thinking of people” was posted on Twitter by Elephant’s Hell on July 2, 2009. “Pan pizza sexuality?” was posted on Twitter by (((Mark Campbell))) on December 13, 2011. “The ‘Pan’ in pansexual is just short for pan pizza” was posted on Twitter by Anton on January 1, 2015. “Pansexual is when you’re attracted to both genders of pan pizza” was posted on Twitter by “it’s up” on May 2, 2018. “Pan Pizza is short for Pansexual Pizza” was posted on Twitter by “New Year, Same Kurri” on May 1, 2019.
   
Pizza Hut is a restaurant chain that is famous for its pan pizza. “Pan sexual maybe she make love to the Pan Pizza at Pizza Hut shit idk” was posted on Twitter by Maya Wilkes on December 17, 2012. “A pansexual is someone who adores pan pizza from Pizza Hut” was posted on Twitter by Ronald Magic Johnson on December 17, 2012. “urbandict: pansexual: a deep love for pizza hut’s deep pan pizza” was posted on Twitter by Joe on December 11, 2014. “I asked a pansexual on Tinder and they explained that to be one means you prefer the Pizza Hut pan pizza to the hand-tossed crust” was posted on Twitter by Brock Rizy on December 30, 2017. “i’m pansexual i love pan pizza from pizza hut” was posted on Twitter by Mike Hunt on October 7, 2021.
   
“pan pizza implies the existence of an entire spectrum of pizza sexualities” was posted on Twitter by “eyy i’m endwalkin’ here” on January 13, 2021. “Pan pizza implies the existence of bi pizza” was posted on Twitter by mommy on May 27, 2021. “The existence of pan pizza implies the existence of gay pizza, lesbian pizza, and straight pizza” was posted on Twitter by Read Oni Memory on May 28, 2021. “The existence of pan pizza implies the existence of bi pizza. #Pride2021” was posted on Twitter by Welshly Arms Hotel on June 3, 2021. “pan pizza implies the existence of straight and gay pizza” was posted on Twitter by “Gender-Neutral Himbo (read blackshirts and reds)” on October 5, 2021.
   
“I don’t mind if you’re pansexual, just stay away from my cookware” is a related joke.
     
         
Wikipedia: Pansexuality
Pansexuality, or omnisexuality, is the sexual, romantic or emotional attraction towards people regardless of their sex or gender identity. Pansexual people may refer to themselves as gender-blind, asserting that gender and sex are not determining factors in their romantic or sexual attraction to others.
         
Food & Wine
Pizza Hut Updated Its Original Pan Pizza (and We Tried It)
For the first time in 40 years, the pizza chain is changing things up on its classic menu item.
By Adam Campbell-Schmitt
Updated May 30, 2019
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According to Pizza Hut, after nearly 40 years on the menu (one of the company’s oldest offerings) the Pan Pizza was ready to have a little work done. That included a three-year development process which culminated with a change to the sauce and cheese ratio, as well as reengineering the actual pan the pizza cooks in to optimize crust texture.
 
“The updated Original Pan Pizza is baked in a newly engineered pan, which perfects the golden-brown, crispy buttery crust, and is topped with a new blend of cheese and sauce to enhance the flavor and complement the chewy center. The finished product is the result of a lengthy innovation journey Pizza Hut embarked on, focused on combining art, science and culinary expertise to bring the taste of the Original Pan Pizza to the next level,” a statement from Pizza Hut reads.
   
Twitter
Elephant’s Hell
@ElephantShell
I guess I’m pansexual. It accurately describes me better than bi… Except it makes me think of pan pizza, so now I’m thinking of people
12:40 AM · Jul 2, 2009·Twitter Web Client
 
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(((Mark Campbell)))
@MrWordsWorth
Replying to @SpookyJanelle
@SpookyJanelle Pan pizza sexuality?
7:55 PM · Dec 13, 2011·Twitter Web Client
 
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emily #bb23
@CMBYpeach
im pansexual i like pan pizza if thats what u mean
7:48 PM · Dec 17, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
     
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Maya Wilkes
@MsNewNew4u
Pan sexual maybe she make love to the Pan Pizza at Pizza Hut shit idk
11:10 PM · Dec 17, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Ronald Magic Johnson
@ADudeCalledPres
A pansexual is someone who adores pan pizza from Pizza Hut
11:24 PM · Dec 17, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Zeke aka Damien
@FatBoySeasonInc
Pansexual - she like pan pizza, pancakes, panera bread lol
11:25 PM · Dec 17, 2012·Twitter for Android
   
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Journey Valentine
@NuEffinNu
PanSexual…she like Pan Pizza ..PanCakes ...Pan Sausage
11:25 PM · Dec 17, 2012·Echofon
   
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Amber
@AmberrCeleste
“@T_UNIT44: Pansexual means you like pan pizza from pizza hut, don’t play. #catfish”
11:28 PM · Dec 17, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
   
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#BreonnaTaylor
@AmazingDeuce
Pansexual= sharing a pan pizza in the bed
11:50 PM · Dec 17, 2012·TweetCaster for Android
 
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Brian Glidewell
@BrianGlidewell
Apologies, I have to retract my sexuality. I just realized pan-sexual does not mean sexual attraction to pan pizza.
7:12 PM · Jan 15, 2014·Twitter Web Client
     
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BL(still)M
@wubscout
Pansexual in the sense that I’m very attracted to pan pizza
9:08 PM · Feb 16, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
 
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la pumpkin
@lapumpkinmusic
pan pizza as a sexuality.
12:47 AM · Mar 18, 2014·Twitter Web Client
   
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emily #bb23
@CMBYpeach
Replying to @CMBYpeach
@tomlinyc i mean my sexuality is pan pizza
10:46 PM · Apr 3, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
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snoop
@ZenMalikCG
my sexuality makes me think of pizza
like a pan pizza
1:30 PM · Aug 13, 2014·Twitter for Android
     
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Joe
@legendaryjoeb
@sutephu urbandict: pansexual: a deep love for pizza hut’s deep pan pizza.”
1:36 AM · Dec 11, 2014·Twitter Web Client
   
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Anton
@Sjupp
Replying to @bombsfall
@bombsfall @ybt1300 The “Pan” in pansexual is just short for pan pizza.
9:19 AM · Jan 1, 2015·TweetDeck
   
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Fellatio Alger
@FellatioAlger
I hate the term “pansexual.” It makes me think of a personal pan pizza from Pizza Hut.
7:30 PM · Jan 29, 2015·Twitter Web Client
   
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reverend frosbyte
@winstedwil
If pansexual means you only love pizza hut pan pizza then thats cool
It probably actually means something weird tho
10:44 AM · Mar 18, 2015·Twitter for Android
   
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Mike
@mikeguitargeek
I thought “pansexual” meant the chick would put out if you took her to Pizza Hut and bought her a pan pizza.
6:09 PM · Mar 18, 2016·Twitter Web Client
   
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Wolfgang Austindeus Mozart
@BurjaDotCom
If you’re pansexual does that mean you’re sexually attracted to Pan Pizza
9:13 PM · Aug 29, 2016·Twitter for Android
   
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Brock Rizy
@BEEow
I asked a pansexual on Tinder and they explained that to be one means you prefer the Pizza Hut pan pizza to the hand-tossed crust.
2:25 AM · Dec 30, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Call of Booty®
@chocl8girl
My sexuality is pan pizza.
9:48 AM · Apr 29, 2018·Twitter Web Client
     
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it’s up
@FWMirl
Pansexual is when you’re attracted to both genders of pan pizza.
8:56 AM · May 2, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Nos Hyena FC
@NosHyena
i HaVe No PrObLeM wItH pAn PiZzA i JuSt WiSh ThEy’D sToP sHoViNg ThEiR mOiSt AnD jUiCy sExUaLiTy In My FaCe
12:57 AM · Jan 16, 2019·Twitter Web App
     
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New Year, Same Kurri ★
@KurriTweets
Pan Pizza is short for Pansexual Pizza
3:09 PM · May 1, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
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MF Viewtiful
@MFViewtiful
Replying to @KurriTweets
Read books. Eat pan pizza. Discover pan sexuality. Sounds about right.
3:16 PM · May 1, 2019·Twitter Web Client
   
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remy :^)
@remypost
Ignatz
sexuality: pansexual pan pizza
fav ship: raphael/ignatz, ignatz/flayn, and ignatz/felix DONT @ ME
brotp: Leonie!!!! they have platonic drawing dates
notp: anyone from black eagles lol
headcanon: he’s a walking lucky charm
opinion: he’s my fav golden deer besides claude
1:00 PM · Sep 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Geddy Wadsworth
@TheOtherGeddy
Pizza Hut pan pizza is life. #Pansexual
7:48 AM · Dec 27, 2019·Twitter Web App
 
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Den lägsta formen av effektsökeri
@prince1gor
Replying to @SanguineUnion
the existence of Pan Pizza implies the existence of A Pizza
4:20 PM · Sep 15, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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eyy i’m endwalkin’ here
@topntran
pan pizza implies the existence of an entire spectrum of pizza sexualities
8:44 PM · Jan 13, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
     
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Kotoko Utsugi / Mikan Event!
@ABisexualNurse
Replying to @hajimemomota
No disrespect to pansexuals, but when I hear their sexuality all I can think of is pan pizza that stuff is the best
N O M
5:33 PM · Feb 11, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Captain Tripps
@fafafofo69
Replying to @TMZ
Pan pizza sexuality
1:46 PM · Feb 17, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
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King Trash’s Li’l Bastard Emporium
@KingTrashPossum
Replying to @Smatterbrain
my goblin brain after reading this: pan pizza implies the existence of bi pizza, et al
5:40 PM · Feb 23, 2021·Twitter Web App
     
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Auld Lang Sign “☮︎” the Times
@toriimacdaddy
I’m pansexual. I can’t have sex unless I’ve eaten a Pizza Hut pan pizza
4:18 PM · Apr 6, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
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mommy
@bellyrollsbaby
Pan pizza implies the existence of bi pizza
6:56 PM · May 27, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
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Read Oni Memory
@Mx_Medea
The existence of pan pizza implies the existence of gay pizza, lesbian pizza, and straight pizza
10:17 PM · May 28, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
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Welshly Arms Hotel
@TheWelshlyArms
The existence of pan pizza implies the existence of bi pizza. #Pride2021
5:07 PM · Jun 3, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Solina - 2%
@PeanusHorts
Replying to @gr0ttw0
pan pizza implies the existence of gay pizza
5:53 PM · Jun 28, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
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Gender-Neutral Himbo (read blackshirts and reds)
@commie_lahren
pan pizza implies the existence of straight and gay pizza
10:12 AM · Oct 5, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Mike Hunt
@omarxtufail
i’m pansexual i love pan pizza from pizza hut
2:57 PM · Oct 7, 2021·Twitter for iPhone