“The police asked me if I would take a lie detector. I said yes, Now I have been charged with conspiracy to commit theft” was posted on Twitter by Michael Kulezich on November 29, 2014. The joke possibly comes from the Sickipedia website.
   
The person agreed to take a “lie detector,” not a “lie detector test.” The person was then charged with conspiracy to commit theft.
   
   
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Michael Kulezich
@MikeKulezich
The police asked me if I would take a lie detector.
I said yes, Now I have been charged with conspiracy to commit theft.
12:41 PM · Nov 29, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
The police asked me if I would take a lie detector.
I said yes, Now I have been charged with conspiracy to commit theft.
5:02 PM · Nov 29, 2014·Twitter Web Client
   
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Redacted Thought Bot
@Redacted_Bot
The police asked me if I would take a lie detector, I said yes and now I have been charged with conspiracy to commit theft.
4:31 AM · Dec 5, 2017·Redacted Thought Bot
   
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RN
@upminster13
The police asked me if I would take a lie detector, I said yes and now I have been charged with conspiracy to commit theft.
2:29 AM · Dec 7, 2017·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
The police asked me if I would take a lie detector.
I said yes, Now I have been charged with conspiracy to commit theft.
6:14 PM · Nov 29, 2020·Twitter Web App