A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 12, 2018
“The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision”

"Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on the Democratic Underground blog on November 25, 2003, and is of unknown authorship.


Democratic Underground
toddzilla
Tue Nov-25-03 04:48 PM
The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision
too damn true, and funny..

Twitter
Kimberly Ritchie
@kimberwom
“the road of life is littered with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision” take a wild guess which radio station i heard that on
10:12 AM - 15 Jul 2008

The Daily Digress
Saturday, March 29, 2008
South Carolina is such a small town.
According to a sign I saw in a dressing room recently, “The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

Twitter
Chuck Walker
@cwalker71
Thought for the day… “The road of life is full of flat squirrels who couldn’t make up their minds”
10:06 PM - 18 Aug 2009

Twitter
Boxemoutdave
@boxemoutdave
‎​The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who could. Not make a decision.
3:28 PM - 23 Dec 2010

Google Books
How To Speak With Confidence in Public
By Edie Lush
London, UK: Bluebird
2016
Pg. ?:
The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

Google Groups: NEWS OF THE FORCE
News of the Force: Wednesday, June 15, 2016 - Page 1
NEWS OF THE FORCE
6/16/16
(...)
Cuzin Gym’s Thought for the Day: The road of life is paved with flat squirrels that couldn’t make a decision. (Follow Cuzin Gym on Twitter:(@Gym52592742)

Facebook
Janis Ian
September 20, 2016 ·
QOTD: “Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.” -Unknown

Prozitude
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 2016
Squirrel
Be decisive.
Right or wrong to make a decision.
The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who could not make a decision.

Google Books
Medicine for a Merry Heart
By Larry Ellis
Ishpeming, MI: BookVenture Publishing LLC
2017
Pg. ?:
If there’s one thing I’ve learned in this life, it’s be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

The Osbourne Group
Flat Squirrel Syndrome? Doesn’t have to be your affliction!
By David Rankin / January 5, 2017 / Osborne Insights Blogs
A phrase I saw displayed in poster format in a Toronto firm’s conference room sparked some thought.  It said “The road of life is paved with flat squirrels that couldn’t make a decision”. We have all seen the poor squirrel confronted on the busy roadway facing big decisions with sometimes fatal results. Perhaps we share the same dilemma in business?

Corporate Management Group
THE FLAT SQUIRREL SOCIETY
November 01, 2017
(...)
One time I read this wisdom on Facebook: “Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.”

Let’s not be members of the Flat Squirrel Society.

Twitter
Lori King
@LoriKingBooks
Be decisive. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision. #Quoteoftheday #wordsofwisdom #Funny #addsomehumor
8:30 PM - 12 Aug 2018

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