“The secret to dancing is pretending you have a wedgie and trying to get it unstuck without hands”

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Entry from February 04, 2017

“The secret to dancing is pretending you have a wedgie and trying to get it unstuck without hands”

“The secret to dancing is pretending you have a wedgie and trying to get it unstuck without hands” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on GIFs. “The secret to dancing is to pretend you have a wedgie and you’re trying to get it unstuck without using your hands” was posted on Twitter on August 22, 2012.

Reddit—Funny
The secret to dancing [FB] (i.imgur.com)
submitted August 22, 2012 by desmarais

Twitter
LUDAchris469
‏@ConyeWest469
The secret to dancing is to pretend you have a wedgie and you’re trying to get it unstuck without using your hands.
3:47 PM - 22 Aug 2012

Twitter
Normu
‏@nomusa_x
Apparently ‘The secret to dancing is to pretend you have a wedgie and you’re trying to get it unstuck without using your hands’
3:55 PM - 22 Aug 2012

Twitter
Luke Welsh
‏@lukewelsh
the secret to dancing is pretending you have a wedgie and trying to get it unstuck without using your hands #wisdom
5:40 PM - 22 Aug 2012

Twitter
theGeoCa$h
‏@TheGeoCash
The secret to dancing is pretending you have a wedgie and you’re trying to get it out without the use of your hands. #adventuresinreddit
6:28 PM - 22 Aug 2012

WeKnowMemes
The Secret To Dancing Is…
– AUGUST 23, 2012
POSTED IN: FACEBOOK POSTS
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The secret to dancing is to pretend you have a wedgie…

YouTube
How to dance by pretending you have a wedgie
Jan McMahan
Published on Apr 6, 2013

Funny Status
The secret to dancing is pretending you have a wedgie…
May 1, 2014 Women Status Updates
The secret to dancing is pretending you have a wedgie and you’re trying to get it unstuck without using you’re hands.

Twitter
Bill Murray
‏@BiIIMurray
The secret to dancing is pretending you have a wedgie and you’re trying to get it unstuck without using you’re hands.
7:23 PM - 15 Dec 2016

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