“The word ‘vocabulary’ isn’t even in my…my…uh, what do you call it…” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Jordan Carroll on February 5, 2012. “The word ‘vocabulary’ isn’t even in my stock of words…” was posted on Twitter by Josh Kleine on November 22, 2014. “The word ‘vocabulary’ isn’t even in my stock of words” was posted on Twitter by StayNobody on July 2, 2015.
The word ‘vocabulary’ isn’t even in my ” was posted on Twitter by Harrison 9⃣ on August 3, 2019, and later that day on Reddit—3amjokes.
Twitter
Jordan Carroll 🔜 PAX WEST
@ploogle
The word “vocabulary” isn’t even in my…my…uh, what do you call it…
4:05 AM · Feb 5, 2012·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Josh Kleine
@gobbles21
The word ‘vocabulary’ isn’t even in my stock of words…
9:26 PM · Nov 22, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
StayNobody
@StayNobody
The word “vocabulary” isn’t even in my stock of words.
1:12 PM · Jul 2, 2015·Twitter for Android
Twitter
J.P. McDade
@jp_mcdade
The word “vocabulary” isn’t even in my list of words I use.
3:15 PM · Nov 4, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Zach Dewoody
@AmazingThor
The word “vocabulary” isn’t even in my…uh…word…thingy…?
10:53 AM · Dec 12, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Jordan Carroll 🔜 PAX WEST
@ploogle
The word “vocabulary” isn’t even in my…my…uh, what do you call it…
1:04 PM · Feb 5, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Harrison 9⃣
@harriweinreb
The word ‘vocabulary’ isn’t even in my
2:33 AM · Aug 3, 2019·Twitter Web App
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/the_son_and_the_heir August 3, 2019
The word “vocabulary” isn’t even in my
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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•“Due to personal reasons, I’m still going to be fluffy this summer” (4/18)
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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